What The HELL?!

Prologue

"Lucian," is my name that beautiful for them to call it every. single. time?

"Why, Lucas?" I asked my brother. "What's your secret for your young look at your age of 3172?" Bummer, he just wanna look as young as me, because, he's younger than me for 3 years but then he looks more mature than I am.

"Master, sikreto ng mga gwapo." I answered non-chalantly.

"Gago, 'yan ba natutunan mo sa paglalagi mo sa mundong ibabaw?" He asked, irritated. What should I do? Staying there is a way for me to look younger, and ladies there are much more beautiful than the succubus here, and oh, they're tighter also.

I just shrugged and he dissapeared.

"Hey my stupid little demons!" I called out for my stupid ugly demons, I figured out they love being called stupids since they aren't showing any complaints or any form of disapproval whenever I call them stupid. Oh! Who would dare! No one even have the guts to go against me. If ever there is, oh, how I love to crackle their bones.

"You! Ugly one!" I pointed at the ugly devil in front of me, he looks new, he's so unlike these devils surrounding him, he has horns which is normal for a demon, but he has tails and he also has a trident. What the fuck, is he aquaman?

"Yes, master Lucian?"

"Bring me a tequila." I ordered but he just raised his brows on me.

"Sorry master, but I don't know what a tequila is." He said apologetically. Oh, he's so fucking useless!

"Nevermind, come here." I ordered and he immediately came in front of me. If he can't bring me my tequila, I think his skull is enough.

I went closer to him to break his bones on his neck as he shouted. He's no fun!

I pushed him near the demons and brought them some orders.

"Bring me his skull and give me some tequila." They nodded in approval but one demon dared to raise his hand. Oh, I think I've killed enough demons for today! Ugh! I've killed 36 demons already!

"Master, we can't bring you your tequila. Only you can go to the human realm." Oh, yes, he's right. At least he's got a good reason for me not to kill him.

But, oh! I miss some tequila and some black label and some bacardi and some cocktails from the human world!

Guess I'm going back!

"Okay. Bye my demons, I'll be back." They opened my gates and many succubus went rushing to my way. I'm in no mood for fucking.

"Get out sluts. I don't want to fuck." I ordered.

Oh! I'm so dumb, I'm just gonna teleport.

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I really like the tequila! It's my all time favorite. It's tastier than the bloods I've tasted from the people I killed in here, well actually, I did not kill them, it's either they kill themselves, they are sick or I assisted them in killing themselves.

"One tequila, please." I ordered from the bar counter. The bartender's eyes twinkled. Is my charm this powerful that even a guy is affected? Oh, why am I so handsome?!

He gave me my order. Buti at may silbi ito, unlike my stupid little demons in hell who didn't even know the existence of tequila.

After 10 shots of tequila and I'm not drunk. Uhh, I think tequila is better when I'm watching these whores dancing in front of me.

Many women already flocked to my side, practically throwing themselves to me. But I still ain't gonna fuck

These girls are much better than the succubus in hell who has overused pussies.

But as I said, I'm in no mood for fucking, but in mood for taking lives.

"Bye bitches." I said to those sluts as I made my way to the exit of the bar I'm in. I wanna go to the hospital, I think I'm gonna need to take some lives since I'm already here in the human realm.

I teleported my way to the hospital. I've been here a lot of times not so long ago and it's refreshing to be back in here again. Uh! Another life I can take!

I roamed around the hallway to see if there are people who are already dying and I guess I'm so lucky because the 4th room I got into has a dying patient.

I slowly opened the door only to find out that she's a she, and she's crying.

"Mamamatay na ba ko? Ano bang ginagawa ko rito?" She whined.

Why is she crying? It's so great to die! Well, I'm an immortal so I ain't gon' die but I really want to experience dying even just once!

I examined her face as I stepped closer. She doesn't seem to notice me. Her face was soaked in tears, yet, she's still beautiful as hell! Hell is the most beautiful place for me so If I say she's as beautiful as hell, then she's so beautiful!

But why the hell doesn't she have boobs?

It's true that you can't have anything, eh?

She continued crying at the same time she roamed her eyes around the room.

Ang mga tingin niya ay napadako sa'kin. Her eyes widen. Ngayon ka lang nakakita ng gwapo?

"W-who are you?" She asked, still in the state of shock. Magugulat ka naman talaga pag nakakita ka ng kasing gwapo ko.

"I'm Lucian." I answered non-chalantly. I can't just focus on her coz I can't stop on examining her body, and it's all so beautiful and rich except for her dissapointing tits.

"A-Anong ginagawa mo dito, L-Lucian?"

"Oh, me? I'm here to bring you your death."