LmFaO I GoT sUsPeNdEd

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Ok so like,,,,,
Pfft my teacher was talking to the class and I wasn't listening BeCaUsE I dOnT giVe tWo fUcKs and she was like
" kAyA! PaY aTteNtiOn!"
And I was like, really pissed so I rolled my eyes and said whatever and I guess that got her pissed and she was like,
"kAyA, yOu neEd tO lEarN to liGhTeN uP aNd sTop hAviNg aN attitudE!!"
So of course I was pissed TF off and I grabbed my backpack and took out my lighter ( your not allowed to have any weapons on school grounds so I was already fucked at this point ) and then I threw my lighter at her and  told her to lighten up * wink wink* get it?? BUT THENIT HIT HER SQUARE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING FOREHEAD!!!
so she staRted yelling at me and I went to the dean... Long story short, lol it was worth it tho.

Also you might be all like, " woW tHatS reAllY ruDe but this teacher is a asshole she bullies kids and once she gave me detention for stealing a orange BUT I DIDN'T EVEN STEAL IT, IT WAS ON THE GROUND AND I PICKED IT UP AND ATE IT AND SHE GOT PISSED OFF LIKE, CHILL LADY!
so yeah that was funnY

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