Jungkook's POV
We all secretly waited until the totally not illegal tranquilizer liquid we injected into Jimin and Yoongi's drink set in. I saw Jimin hyung blackout and then meow meow hyung did afterwards.
"Alright it's go time squad," I announced. Muscle pig Xiumin and I went to go carry both of the shortasses to the room. They should wake up in about two-three minutes so we had to go fast. Gotta go fast.
We came back and continued with the juice boxes downstairs while hyungs suffer.
Jimin's POV
This again?! Everytime. I swear. We need to do something about this. I was not expecting this to happen. Well I did. But not this way. I saw next to me on the bed was the one, the only, Yoongi. He woke up, looked around, then turned towards me and fell on the floor with a thump. #gaypanicmoments
"Hello to you too." I rolled my eyes at his idiotic behavior.
"I swear if they do this again. I'mma kill them." I could hear him from the floor.
I sighed fakely but also still sounding real at the same time.
"What?" He asks.
"We should give them what they want in the most unexpected way."
"What do you mean?" He was confused.
"You aren't that bad for someone I 'hate'" I walked towards him slowly.
"Uhhh go on."
"We should date and see how long we can go on without being caught," I whispered so no one else could hear.
"But but... I thought we don't like each other-"
"I guess we both had in mind that hating was easier than confronting." I shrugged.
"Sounds like a logical excuse."
"Especially for you." I giggled. "So what do you say?" I asked him.
"Park Jimin. I'm gonna make this simple for you. You get two choices. Yes or yes. Wanna date and tell no one because we are evil?"
"Yes," I answered and giggled at his words.
"Wow okay. Let's pretend we are fighting so we won't be suspicious." I nodded
"Min Yoongi! You bitch! Fix this right now!"
"Me?! Don't blame this on me young one!"
The 'fighting' went on for about five more minutes until Jungkook came up and set both of us free. Disappointed with his failure. One thing he didn't know was that he is actually right when he says the golden maknae never loses.
It was about 8 o'clock and everyone was playing ping pong/table tennis in the basement. The ones competing were currently Namjoon hyung and Suho hyung. The two leaders. The parents. The ones who are done with their friends the most.
It was 10-11 with Suho in the lead. He was dedicated because his children said they won't bully him for a week if he wins.
"Oh no boys. He might win." They were all worried.
"Namjoon! Please win! We can't go a full week without bullying him!" Chanyeol yelled to Namjoon.
"Well I'm trying!" Surprisingly, he has not broken any paddles yet.
"Alright! Game ends in 3..."
"Go Namjoon go!" They were cheering Namjoon on.
"2..."
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I Hate You ∆yoonmin∆
Fanfictionjimin and yoongi hate each other. theres no reason for their hate... or is there... "Man, y'all would have some amazing angry sex" "What?!" wanrings: -yoonmin (wow shocker right?) -taekook -namjin -smut not anything too big -gay (duh) -NO angst -⬆️t...