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Number 5

So, my life sucks. I have officially beaten my Aunt. We aren't tied anymore!

Now you are probably wondering

What did you beat her in? Did you get a prize? Was it fun?

And my answers are clear. No, it wasn't fun. I did not get a prize, except for a splint if you count that I suppose. And finally, I beat her in the Battle of the Bones. Yesterday I broke my 5th bone. It is my ring finger on my right hand.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.