Welcome back to my show I'm you host nooner and we have a lot of special guest today,well we're gonna start with y'all favorite twins Caine and king
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Alright guys so we're gonna bring out Caine and king
"WOOOOO THATS MY NEPHEWS"
Ok so our first question is why are y'all so bad
"Eeeebwoo"king mugged everybody
"Dada abasaanaa" Caine mugged me
First of all I didn't ask about roddy and king we understand
You aunties said they love you
"Wuv weeebo" king smiled
Caine just mugged everybody
Alright ya little shiets
Ok now next to the stage is don
Don came on the stage wearing all black and some black air forces
Sir please don't steal my wig I just bought this
"Nothing is promised"
We have a couple questions and comments for you
"Shoot em"
Ok this one says ARE YOU MAD/PRESSED that your gonna be out of jasmines life
"Fuck her she a hoe anyways"
Um sir you do realize that nai and trinity are strapped up
"Fuck them"
I secured my wig
Sir I'm warning you
"I don't give a fuck"
UH UN TAKE HIS ASS OUTSIDE
Oh yeah and somebody said they still don't trust yo abusive ass and fuck you
"Fuck you too"
Alright get him out of here
My security kicked his ass out
Ok now everybody welcome roddy to the stage
"OMG ITS PRETTY EYED SHORT BASTARD"
"Cheater"
Chill out guys
"Fuck y'all ian cheat,the Virgin Mary sent me on a quest"
I- okk roddy same thing as last time
How do you feel about nai and trinity
"I feel good about them I guess I don't know as long as she got some real ass friends oh and I knocked y'all friend up so no more hot girl summer"
Everybody gasped
Ok now somebody said they are still watching how you treat jasmine
"Ok stalker"
Ok roddy I think this might be the last one but
They said are you for real this time with jasmine
"Yeah I'm done playing games and being childish"
Is that so
Ok somebody else said "they don't wanna have to beat your ass about jasmine because the next time you play it's over"
"Whoever said that damn chill I'm taking things slow this time"
Anyways welcome jasmine to the stage
"Hey bitchesss"
Jasmine now your skin is glowing can you tell us the secret
"Ohhh nothing but a little positivity"
No bitch I need yo skin care or something
"I just told you"
Bitch meet me after the show
"I just use milk damn"
Mmmhmm ok so we have comments and shit for you
"Ouuuu ok"
So one of the comments say
Don't let these nights fool you and remember that your a bad bitch and they love you with your cry baby ass
"I am not a cry baby and I love whoever said that too and BAD BITCH PERIOD"
She did a hand motion that made my wig almost go stiff
Ok next one is why are you always crying
"Umm I think I'm pregnant I don't know yet but mostly I be hungry"she smiled
Uh ok so the next one is for my wig
I patted my lace Somebody said secure it because it could be snatched
I felt that in my spirit
Ladies glue her down
My hairdresser came to help my wig
Someone else said
"It better be slayed"
LADIES SLAY MY SHIT AND THIS SHIT BETTER BE GLUED BECAUSE I HAVE A SHOW TO GO TO LATER
"Yes mam"
Ok that is all for "niggas ain't shit"
Don started shooting up my show studio
My wig flew off
NOOOO MY LACEEE
"BITCH RUNNNNN"
A/n:umm y'all I had to run from a spider and I dropped my phone I wrote all this from a bobby pin and stapler...nah fr but I ran from this big ass spider
