"Today's the day." Percy said, carrying a duffelbag of paperwork, explosives, and firearms. "Nobody will come out of this alive except for me.." he says in a edgy emo voice, while walking towards the court building he sees the Chimera and whale already inside: Clueless .
"Order in the court, Order! Today we will be reviewing the divorce case of Perseus Jackson and Whalebert Lemoine"
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"Why are you filling for divorce Percy?"
"WHALEBERT WAS FUCKING A FUCKING DOG AND GAVE BIRTH ON MY FUCKING BED FUCK THIS BITCH"
"NO I WAS NOT. You're pulling shit out of your ass Percy you bitch! You've been cheating on me with Nico !"
"Silence in the court please silence!"
"Fuck this Mother fuckers!!" Percy proceeds to pull out a pipebomb which explodes in the court.
"Fuck! Percy !" The Whale cried out.
Percy shoots the Chimera and puts the gun to the whales head
"STOP PERCY... I love you.."
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