IDOLiSH7 Stuffs~ [DISCONTINUED]

- The Absurdness of i7 ft. Author -

Yamato: who the hell wrote this chapter' title?

Author: me

Yamato: woah! Who are you?! What are you doing in our dorm?! And how did you get here?

Author: I'm the author of this book. And I was invited by Nagi and Mitsuki to go here. Also I got here by teleportation.

Yamato: is that even possible in this world?

Author: everything is possible in this book :3

Author, mumbling: even talking with someone who isn't real

Yamato: nani?

Author: I said good work for your hardest to hide your own past, Yamato-san

Yamato: but, I have told my past in Part 2!!!

Author: I'm only want to say dat...

*door opens*

Riku: Tadaima~!!!

Iori: tadaima

Yamato: oh, Riku! Ichi! Okaeri!

Riku: oh! you must be Author-san, right?

Author: Rin desu

Riku: I'll call you Rin-chan then! Bc you are younger than me! Iori mo try to call her 'Rin-chan'!

Iori: eh?

Author: oh, damn...

Yamato: what's wrong Rin?

Author: he calls me 'Rin-chan'... how cute..

Yamato: I suggest you mustn't call her with '-chan', Riku!

Author: go die, old man!

Yamato: where is your manners, young lady?

Author: sorry, I don't have manners😎 nah... just kidding... don't take it serious...

Iori: why am I suppose to call her with '-chan', Nanase-san? we're just met!

Riku: hehh.... It's a kawaii nickname you know..

Author: *fangirling* i'm dying right now....

Yamato: yeah, go die!

Author: those are my words!

*door opens*

Nagi: good evening, everyone!!!

Mitsuki: TADAIMA!!!!

Sogo: tadaima!

Tamaki: tadaimaaa.. i'm starving...!!

Nagi: OH! Our lazy—I mean beloved Author has arrived!

Author: you said I'm lazy, don't ya'?

Nagi: it's a mistake, Rin...

Mitsuki: sorry, bc we're late, Rin!

Author: dat's okay!

Yamato: why can you be really friendly to a girl without manners, huh?

Author: I've already said I'm kidding!!!

Tamaki: Woah..!! So this is our ThorThor...

Sogo: it's 'Author', Tamaki-kun... *sweat drop*

Tamaki: but, it's a kawaii nickname!

Author: you should try to call one of the heroes in Avenger like dat, Ta-kun...

Tamaki: Ta-kunn...??