tae: shall you explain to me why
i was called to pick you up from
the counselling office?
gguk: honestly you don't wanna know
tae: i wanna know
so go on
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gguk: TAE DEADASS
tae: you can't leave a boy CURIOUS
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gguk: i fought with this girl in my last period class huff
tae: about?
explain
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gguk: basically
i overheard this girl thirsting over you
during lunch with her friends
and i was like hmm 🤨
and so she's in my last period class and i
don't usually sit by her but today i decided
to sit right behind her ok
and i'm just chilling, vibing, minding my business
and i hear her say
"imagine how big taehyung is"
and of course i was like
hey i know the answer amigos
and she like looked at me n gave me the nastiest
mf look ever !!! she was about to SPIT on me like
anyways she's all like
stfu
and i was like yo he really do be big doe
like fattest cock ever !!!
okay but imagine me
riding your cock
and being like yeehaw or some shit???
OK OK anyways
she got pissed and told me to shoo
and ))): i didn't exactly wanna
only because you're MY BFF
only i can thirst over you
ahem ahem
SHE started screaming for no reason
and then I, ME, got sent to the office
when i didn't do anything
it was funny tho
tae: LMAO WHAT
the fuck
wait who was thirsting over me
tbh what
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gguk: i'm not telling you
bc IM supposed to be the only one doing that
tae: why is that !!!
gguk: well firstly you love me
im your bff
and i love your cock
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tae: why're you always getting up into
some weird stuff like this
i swear you're on crack baby !!
gguk: i'm SORRY???
all i did was try to protect you from these
crazies?!?!!!!
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tae: so cute......
how about i kiss you as a reward
gguk: a kiss?
how about i suck your cock instead? 🥺👉👈
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tae: you're so adorable um
stop right now?
im gonna melt brb
gguk: wbk im adorable but like
you 🥺
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tae: NO NO
shut up and listen
i got something to say
wanna know what you said last night?
i was just about to fall asleep and then
all i hear is
"taehyungie"
im sorry but my heart burst
i can't believe you pulled that shit on me
JUST LIKE THAT !!!
gguk: I NEVER DID THAT
this ain't about ME
it was because you were sleeping next to me
headass
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tae: then you asked if i could kiss you ):
gguk: that's uh gay
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tae: it was
so i kissed you and you smiled
like i've had it
you piss me off
you're too adorable
fucking stupid fairy bitch
it hurts
gguk: STOP
):
kiss again?
tae: always baby
