𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐞 ★彡[𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚎𝚍]

9

Taehyung
yooooo

yooooooo

YooooOooOoo

yOoOOOoOO

YOOOOO

Jeongguk
WHAT U FUCKTARD

Taehyung
r u srsly still salty abt
yesterday

anygaayyy

I thought of a question

to ask u

Jeongguk
o my gooooosshhh

What now

Taehyung
oh shut up u love reading
my nonesense 😏

Jeongguk
Says who

Taehyung
YOU DIDNT DENY IT

Jeongguk
Shut up and ask ur
stupid question

Taehyung
ok so

if u throw a trashcan into
a trashcan made for trashcans,
wouldn't that make the trashcan
a trashcan for trashcans

Jeongguk
Tf u sayin

Taehyung
I'm smart wbk

Jeongguk
Oh shut up that was the
dumbest question I
have ever heard in my
entire existence

Taehyung
sweetie, that was just the
start

but don't worry I'll entertain
u more next time 😘

bet u heard something even
dumber in ur last life tho

Jeongguk
How'd u know?

Taehyung
I hav sixth sense

Jeongguk
I can feel when it rains
in my breast

Taehyung
omigosh u hav breast??

Jeongguk
NO

I WAS JUST PLAYING ALONG

GOSH

Taehyung
chiiillll I was joking ya know

Oh and u're gone again

:')

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a/n:

I feel like most of the time I end the chapters with jeongguk leaving or something

BUT ANYWAYS

'ON' CAME OUT YESTERDAY

and boy did I scream

namjoon was so hot in there ngl 🥵