Kaito is a doctor

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Kaito was the normal person people talked too when they had a problem. He was  eatting a bowl of icecream when Neru came in.

Neru: Kaito can i have your help

Kaito: Sure

Neru: I think i might spend too much time on my cellphone.

Kaito: -sarcastic- Nooo

Neru: Yess, Master said if i go over mg phone bill one more time he will take it away.

Kaito: Let me see the phone

Neru: -slowly hands him phone-

Kaito: I will keep your phone for 24 hrs okay

Neru: O-okay -slowly walks out

Now Meiko had came in to get more Sake.

Kaito: Meiko... I think you drink too much. I could he-

Meiko: -Hits him on the head with an empty bottle- I DONT NEED HELP -Walks away sassy-

Kaito: Oww

Now it was Gakupos turn

Gakupo: I just don't get it Kaito why is Yuuma so popular with the ladies

Kaito: Do you want to be popular with the ladies

Gakupo: Yes i do

Kaito: Okay then -Snaps fingers-

Just then Gakupo gets tackled by Fangirls as Kaito slowly leaves the room. He walks into the room to see Oliver and Rin playing Mario Cart on the Wii

Kaito: Why do people always come to me for help.

Rin: I dunno your like a docter

Kaito: A docter -eyes sparkle-

Oliver: Kaito i dont thi-

Kaito: -Runs to nearest hospital-

1 hr later

Len and Piko were watchimg T.V. when the news came on.

News Lady: We have just reported that a strange man with blue hair walked into the hospital claiming to be a docter and killed 5 people in a sug- Hold on. HOLY CRAP! The man is now being beaten to death by a young girl with blond hair.

Neru: -in backround- I NEED MY PHONE!!

Len: What did Rin do

Piko: I dont know man, I dont know

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