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"IT'S A GIRLLLLLLLL!" everybody yelled.
Gucci started jumping up and down, running around the yard dapping everybody.
"EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT!" Ari yelled sitting at the table putting her face in her hands. (I promise this is just some headass shit for the book!!! it's all fictional)
"Awwe you'll be okay." Auntie told her laughing while giving her a kiss on the cheek.
"No i'm not, what am i going to do with another me?" She sobbed, with her ugly crying face.
"Yo Ari stop crying, you ugly as fuck." Key told her walking over to her eating a plate of meatballs.
"Shut up bitch." She said wiping her face.
"What I told y'all about allat fucking cussing?" Auntie asked both of them getting up. "TIME TO CUT THE CAKE!"
Thats all she had to say for my high ass to get up rushing over to the cake mushing little kids heads out the way.
"Ivy touch my child one more!" Somebody yelled I aint had to much give a fuck though.
"Shut the fuck up." I mumbled grabbing a plate going to stand in front of my auntie Kay.
"Why you bothering people chern" She said laughing putting a piece of cake on my plate.
"Ian bothering them, they been in my way." I told her grabbing a fork walking back to the table with Ari and the rest of our siblings.
"I'm just saying though, when I have a gender reveal my theme gone be 'Tic Tac Toe, Is It A Thug Or A Hoe?' " I heard Zy saying when I approached the table.
"That's some ghetto ass shit right there." Juice said getting up from the table digging a wedgie from his crotch. "Damn I gotta piss."
"Damn Ivy, you ain't ever not high?" Jam asked making me look up from my cake.
