Once upon a who gives a fuck time there was a beast named thanos and you know he got dem thighs and when you heard his ass cheeks clap everybody was alerted that the t h I c c was approaching he was t h I c c. When he clapped his ass cheeks the world went 1/2 THose cheeks are what destroyed superman's home planet (totally different universe but we're not gonna talk about that) but the thiccness spread through the universe it's so thicc (those cheeks boi) DAMN HE WAS A THICC ASS BOIIIII *cries in stupidity* the thiccness lured everyone it was named the thiccness siccness (the thiccness be clapping) dem cheeks clapped the universe exploded but they all travelled back for those thicc cheeks the lads were travelling for DAT ASSSSSS the weary travelers searched far and W I D E they searched using their ears to hear the claps THEY WERE HEARD THROUGHOUT THE VALLEY IT WAS HEARD AMONG THE WAVES THE WAVES MOVED BACK WITH THE THUNDER OF THE CLAPS AND CAME ROLLING BACK SO THE SHOCKWAVES REACHED THE OUTER SKIES AND THE SHOCKWAVES SURROUNDED THE EARTH THEN THE CLAPPING GIT LOUDER AS WE REACHED FOR THE THICCNESS
ONLY TO BE HEARD BY THE FURRY UNIVERSE
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(Nevermind) THE CLAPS ALERTED BORRIS JOHNSON AND HE FELL FOR THE TRAP He then died the end
