🍋 Sugoi, Senpai! (Deidara x Reader Lemon) 🍋

Such a bad girl

Please enjoy my edit of Tobi. I am extremely proud of it. Lmao. 🤣
Maybe I shouldn't be allowed to have PicsArt.

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You exit the bathroom and throw yourself on the bed, expelling a self-loathing groan. You close your eyes for a minute to wallow in your self-pity.

"(Y/N)-Chan has been a bad girl. Tsk tsk."
Your eyes snapped open (like squidward's eyes when he realized spongebob was in his bed) to Tobi crouched over you, peering at you through the quarter sized hole of his obnoxiously colored mask.
"Tobi? What the fuck? How did you get in here? I already know that Kamui doesn't allow you to teleport."
"You really shouldn't say words like that (Y/N)-Chan. The F word is almost as dirty as what you were doing in the shower. Oh wait, that IS what you were doing in the shower!" He said as he put his hand on the cheek of his mask. You could not see for yourself, but you knew that he had a sarcastic "shocked" expression on his face. (The sarcastically surprised Kirk meme!!)
"Tobi!!! Were you seriously listening to me in there?" Vermillion swept across your face like a mercury thermometer.
"....Tobi just has good hearing." His pause before responding indicated otherwise.
You opened your mouth but Tobi's gloved hand covered it before you could speak.
"Tobi already told (Y/N)-Chan how to get Deidara-Senpai's attention, but she's being a bad girl in the shower by herself instead."
You let out a defeated sigh as Tobi removed his hand.
"I've been calling him Senpai, just like you do, but he just tells me not to call him that and blushes a little. Just like he has been for months now."
"That is not what Tobi meant when he said make Deidara-Senpai mad!"
"But Tob-" he cut you off by placing his finger over your lip.
"Obviouslyyyy Deidara-Senpai has a soft spot for (Y/N)-Chan, but she cant see it because he is always cranky. (Y/N)-Chan should use Deidara-Senpai's crankiness to her advantage. It is soooo easy to set him off when he is cranky!"
"Okay.. but you still haven't suggested a tactic."
"Insult his art."
"But Tobi, I don't want to-"
"TOBI SAID INSULT HIS ART!"
"Okay, okay. Fine, Tobi."
"TOBI-SENSEI!!!"
"Sorry! calm down Tobi-Senei."
Tobi got up and skipped away while swinging his arms.
"Good luck (Y/N)-Chan!" Tobi said in a sing-song voice
"Oh yeah, Tobi almost forgot. Leader-Sama wants to see (Y/N)-Chan in his office." He said before closing the door.
You let out a sigh of sweet relief.
Finally, a mission. Hopefully I'll be partnered with Hidan. He never shuts up, so it would be the perfect distraction from my thoughts about Deidara.
You got dressed and put on a clean cloak before making your way to Pein's office.
The door is ajar so you walk straight in.
"You requested me, leader-Sama?"
Before Pein could respond, you saw Deidara standing there, looking stunning as ever. You instantly got weak in the knees and wondered if the room was as torrid to them as it was to you.
"Good afternoon, (Y/N). The two of you are to go to Mount Katsuragi, just outside of the Tsuchigumo Village, and gather intel on on the six tails Jinchuriki. You are to leave in an hour. Understood?"
You and Deidara nod in agreement before being dismissed.

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You admire yourself in the full length mirror in your bedroom as you try on different sets of lingerie.
Should I match my bra and panties? If I do, he may know what my intentions were all along. I can't let it look like Im scheming... even though I am.
But if I don't match them I may look.. err.. ratchet...
what color should I wear? White? No. Too innocent. Black? No. Too basic. Carmine? No. He would definitely know I planned it then. Definitely not orange. That would remind him of Tobi. Maybe hunter green. He seems like he would like hunter green.
"Why not these, (Y/N)-Chan?"
You turn around to see Tobi, once again. He was leaning against your dresser with a garment hanging from each pointer finger.
"How do you keep getting into my room without me even noticing?" You say in the most unfazed tone possible.
"Ask questions later, Tobi thinks these would be best for what you're planning with Deidara-Senpai." He says as he holds a lacy push-up bra against your chest, which is barely covered by the tiny, unpadded hunter green bralette.
"What makes you think this is the best option, Tobi?"
"Silly (Y/N)-Chan! Its the colors of an explosion!!"
You take the bra from Tobi and admire it. The color scheme was ombré, starting with cherry red at the bottom, then fading from monarch to a pastel canary yellow.
I can't believe I forgot about this one. It used to be one of my favorites. Tobi is right, its definitely the color of an explosion. I should look in the back of my drawer more often.
You turn around, where Tobi cannot see your bare breasts, and change into the bra he suggested.
You turn around and flash Tobi a beamish smile.
"Thank you, Tobi! I owe you big time!"
"Isn't (Y/N)-Chan forgetting something?"
"Oops. Tobi-Sensei."
"Much better! But Tobi was talking about these." He said as he shot the matching lacy thong at you like a rubber band.
"(Y/N)-Chan needs to finish preparing for her mission. So try not to be a bad girl again." He says as he exits the room.
You take a moment to admire yourself in the full view mirror from all angles.
I really should be mentally preparing for the mission, but I can't miss my chance.
Whose to say things will even work out? I'm relying to much on the luck that I may not even have.
You sigh as you let yourself fall backwards onto the bed.
There's no way things are going to go my way. He is just too perfect for me. He's so beautiful inside and out. Not to mention how strong and amazing of a ninja he is. His explosions really are true art. I mean yeah Im a strong wind user, and my Hein is pretty great, thanks to my late Sensei, But that's nowhere near as unique and fascinating as what Deidara can do. He will never notice me at this rate. I just want him all to myself. I've spent so long trying to convince myself that the feeling is purely lust to deny the cold hard fact that I'm in love with this man. I have to do something, anything to make him mine.
Tears start to form in your ducts, so you  shake your head to snap yourself out of your thoughts. Knowing that the temperature wouldn't drop below 70 degrees, you put on your usual thigh-high ninja boots, (f/c) crop top and skirt set (much like Ino's, but cut a bit different up top so your bra straps can't be seen, because clashing colors are ew), weapon pouch, fishnets, and cloak. You returned to the bathroom to brush your teeth and hair before heading to the base's exit with only two minutes to spare.
You reach the exit and form the hand signs to lift the seal. You step out to the grassy field and there stood Deidara in front of a giant, ivory bird, looking as if he were dripping in honey from the way the sunlight was beaming on him. Damn Leader-Sama for ordering our departure during golden hour.
"Hey (Y/N)-Chan. You ready, un?" He said with his signature devious smirk.
Why must he torture me with that smile? Better yet, his whole existence? This feeling is so confusing. I feel like I'm about to have waterfalls running from my eyes and vagina at the same time.
"Of course, Deidara-Senpai." You say with a sheepish grin.
Fuck. Twice in one day? Come on, (Y/N), you dumb bitch.
He does not comment, but reaches for your hand and pulls you up on the bird along with him.
As soon as you take flight, you notice how the golden rays reflect off his sunflower hued hair.
You're a bit afraid of heights, so you grab onto him for comfort, as usual.
You savor the moment by resting your head on his back, between his shoulder blades. His back felt so strong and masculine, and the feeling of his silky tresses being blown against you by the wind gave you butterflies. You took a deep breath through your nose, inhaling the coconut scent of his hair.
This is going to be a long mission...

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Sorry for the crack chapter. The next chapter is going to be dirty enough to make up for it. 🤑

Also, this chapter gave me a great idea for a Tobi lemon. Of course, it will be a separate story. I may be thotty, but I'm not that kind of thotty. 🤣