Hey!!
I'm a penguin!
And I'm here to do Samuel's bio,
Cause c'mon I'm awesomeeee! x'D
Okay now I shall tell you about Sam The Man!!!
(I don't freaking know)
He is 18!!
He was born on 19 Feb!!
He is single and straight!
Badass! Rude! Drinks! Smokes!! Very very sexyyy!!
Ryder is his twinnnn!!
His favourite colour is... Drum roll please
-drum roll-
GREEENNN!!!
He loves music.
-Harry Styles starts singing- And nothing can come between music and sammmmm!!
He has way too many friends but that doesn't mean he doesn't want more so pm this awesome possum dudeeee!!
He can't live without his phone and drink + Meee x'D
His favourite animal is a jaguar. Sexy animal for a sexy boy. Am I right ladies?
He has 2 doggiessss!! Cute dogs for a cute boyyy!! Again, am I right ladies??
He likes playing the guitar, partying and smoking.
We have a word. And it isn't shitty like the word okay (I love fault in our stars I just have to say this because my mojo rolls like that okay? Okay you gonna go deal with it now then come back and read the rest of this awesome bio. I bet by now you forgot what I was telling you about so why don't you go back up and read this part again. Okay? Okay. Cool.)
THE WORD IS SHUCKS!! And it's awesomeeee!! You can't say it to him though.
Okay I guess that's it
So Ima run awayyy!
I mean waddle away!!
Byee x
