If you promise to stop talking, I will promise to stop making funny faces when you aren't looking
Some people are alive because it is illegal to kill them
I don't give anyone a reason to hate me. they create my own little DRAMA out of pure jealousy
"Immature"
is just a word used by people who do't know how to have fun
i love you in a - i wish you would get hit by a car - kinda way
Teenagers are the most misunderstood people on the planet. They're treated like children, and expected to act like adults
ever have that one person whose presence instantaneously pisses you off? -_-
How mamy times do i have to say "excuse me" before "GET THE F**K OUT OF MY WAY" becomes exceptable?
Reading your best friends status and think, "Ha! I know exactly who thats about!"
The only advantage you have, and ever will have, is that you can kiss my ass and i can't!
When you were 5, sticking your tounge out was like giving someone the middle finger!
I didn't fall, THE FLOOR JUST NEEDED A HUG!
your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. And if you don't stopit, he seriosly just might eat you.
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why do we constantly reurn to the refrigerator withhopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
When you are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's alright?" when it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attemp to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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How to learn chinese fast- You MUST read them out loud or it doesn't make sense....
1) Than't not right.....sun ting wong
2)are you harbouring a fugitive..............hu yu hai ding
3)see me ASAP......kum hai noa
4)stupid man..........dum fuk
5)small horse.........tai ni po ni
6) did you go to the beach....wai yu so tan
7)i bumped in to a coffee table.........ai bang nai fa kin ni
8) I think you need a face lift.............chin tu fat
9) it's very dark in here..............wao so dim
10) i thought you ere on a diet...........wai yu mun ching
11) this is a tow away zone........no pah king
12)stay ot of sight...........lei ying lo
13) he's cleaning his automobile...............wa shing ka
14) your body odour is offensive...........yu stin ki fuk
15)great...........fu kin su pah
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Dont Knock on deaths door, ring the door bell and run....he hates that!!
Your just jealous that i act stupid in public and people still love me!! :D
A good friend would lend you an umbrella in the rain. But a best friend would still yours and yell....RUN BIOTCH RUN!!!
i didn't 'slap you', i high-fived your face
admit it. life would suck without me!!
not only do i fall down stairs but i fall upstairs too!!! NOW THAT TAKES SKILL!!
OMG........the rain is wet!!!
heven doesnt want me and hell is afraid that ill take over
me and my friends are the type that would get hit by a parked car
im the type of person who bursts out laughing in dead silence because somethingf that happened yesterday
im the type of person who walks into a chair and says 'sorry'
it takes skill to trip over a flat surface
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9 THINGS I REALLY HATE ABOUT EVERYONE
1. people who point at there wrists asking for the time.... i know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do i point at my crotch when i ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the dam remote because they refuse to walk to the Tv and change the channel manually
3. When people say "You just want the cake so you can eat it...No i want it to shove it up your ass or through on the ground. Of course im gonna eat it....BAKA!!!!
4.When people say ' Its the last place you look'. Of course its the last place you look why would you keep looking if you found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5.When people say, while your watching a film 'did you see that??' No i came and paid $12 to stare at the fricken ground.
6. People who ask 'can i ask you a question' you didnt giv me much of a choose did you idiot
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? if it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's improved, then there must have been something befor it, it couldnt be new?!?!
8. When people say "Life is short". what the hell? Life is the longest fricken thing anyone ever does!! What can be longer??
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks ' Has the bus came yet?. If the bus came....would i be sitting there....DUM ASS!!!
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