The One with No Face (Obito x Sakura)

A demon and mist covered copy

"If you truly believe for self a demon who am I to stop you?

To be a demon then you must have met a demon

so if you have met a demon let me ask you this...

...Have we met before?"

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She kept up the act well almost to well...As time past no one knew the massive threat to Kohona... Not even Danzo found out...The ANBU were sworn to secrecy and their first meeting was kept completely undercover...

However when they finally put her into a team. She was fine with her team there. Team 7 had no idea who she really was and they all saw her as a weak little shinobi. She kept the to the script well until the mission in the land of waves. Kakashi used Obito's Sharingan and still got caught with means she had no choice but rescue him.

Lets start form beginning

They got off the boat

'You know what I decided Fuck Boats that took forever'

'I say we burn it and start yelling Sacrifice! Sacrifice!'

'Yeah but who would we sacrifice it to?'

'I don't know a maybe a cow god because I ABSOLUTELY LOVE STEAK and will not risk it running out'

'I like shrimp more than steak so maybe the god of meat'

'You will bow to the cow god'

'Yeah yeah yeah when I meet him'

'Mwhahhahaahhaha soon sooooooooooon'

'mmmmmk inner deep breath deeep breath.'

'The cow god WILL KILL YOU ALL'

'ok ok I get it now help me keep a eye out'

'Oh shit!'

'What it it'

'NE AH NE AH Incoming sword and slap mental slap to the face'

then Naruto threw the kunai into tree and scared a poor little rabbit...a snow rabbit?

'Can I have and mental countdown for the incoming sword'

'You sure can you got 5 seconds'

I quickly reached into my bag and put on a ring everything started to move in slow motion

'Check that'

'4 seconds oh and I need a sandwich after this bull'

'Ohh we should go get sandwiches after this'

'Oh by the way you got three seconds'

'meh I can do it'

I quickly jumped down and knocked down Naruto Kakashi got Sasuke and the bridge builder

'2 seconds'

'ok I do believe were good now'

'Bitch you forgot my sandwich'

'Oh yeah'

I looked through my bag grabbed a sandwich sat down on a branch

'mm sandwiches'

'Oh hey look at the sword flying through midair'

'Oh yeah 1 second I say we eat my precious sandwich in front of these bitches'