The Multiverse ~ BNHA

Multiverse #2

"This is a shorter, dark humour one." Blaise commented before it started.

Shinsou was sitting in the dorms with some of 1-A and Mr. Aizawa. He dropped his pencil on the ground and the lead broke.

He sighed. "Guess I'll just kill myself."

Aizawa, who has to put up with Bakugo & Midoriya, Present Mic & All Might & Midnight, the League Of Villains, and so much more, raised his eyebrow. "There's bleach under the sink-"

Todoroki, who has put up with 15 or so years of shit from his old man, been through physical, mental and emotional trauma, almost died a few times and got his face burnt, cut him off. "-And a rope in the closet if you want options."

Bakugo, who fell in a river and Deku tried to help him, caused the retirement of All Might, has anger issues and probably will develop trust issues, scoffed. "Don't be a coward, jump out the window. Have some style would you. Jeez."

Midoriya, who's been through emotional breaking and bullying all his life, probably is hiding depression, helped with All Might' retirement and is one of the therapists of the dorms, hummed. "Do a flip."

Eri, who has been abused and used her whole life, nodded. "Do a backflip."

The facts on why each understood dark humour was listed beside them on the screen. Everyone understood Aizawa and Eri, eyebrows were raised at Todoroki, some laughed at the first reason on Bakugo's list but were confused at the rest, and some were worried about Midoriya. 

"Fictional, obviously." Blaise commented. "Not like you yourselves are fictional or anything. But, uh, you all need therapy."

Hums of agreement.

"We ignoring that a six year old-"

"Yes."

(Idk what this is I just wanted to write and post while I can)