" Give Me Your Damn Lunch!! "

I s s u e 0 3 : Our Brushing Session

>> B R U S H , B R U S H <<

I could not believe my eyes, until I looked down. The shirtless man stood infront of me..all Inosuke had on was some sweatpants, and oh boy..I couldn't believe that he looked just like a female. I never would've guessed. For whatever reason, my body gave a shiver reacting to his hands on my waist, causing me to jolt a little bit. Inosuke raised an eyebrow at me, before releasing me out of his tight and everlasting grip.

Tanjiro
"I-Inosuke..is that...really you?"

Inosuke
"YEAH IT'S ME, WHAT'S IT TO YAH? YOU WANNA FIGHT?!"

Tanjiro
"N-No! I don't want to fight you. I'm just a bit surprised."

Inosuke
"MY FACE ISN'T UGLY, THAT'S BENITIZU'S JOB!"

Tanjiro
"His name is Zenitsu..and how did you learn his name?"

Inosuke
"I overheard people talking about him. He's such a crybaby!"

Tanjiro
"Well, Zenitsu is not ugly..and you aren't either."

Inosuke
"I already know that i'm not ugly."

After that, there was a long pause of the boy inhaling and exhaling his smoke. Man, he looked so good..but I just stared in fascination. His face was so delicate and pretty, his hair a wild mess but calm starting from the top..maybe from being under that boar mask. I was going to say something, but he grabbed my hand and brought me closer to the forest near the school. I was very confused and concerned at first, but I just went along with what he was doing. He was a strange person, but that's someone I could try and get along with.

Inosuke
"You want to be Emperor Inosuke's friend?"

Tanjiro
"Hm? Oh, yeah!! That's why were here-"

•That's when he let out a scoff, and began to chuckle with a few grunts into it..damn, he was manly.•

Inosuke
"You must prove yourself before even thinking about it!"

Tanjiro
"Alright, what do I have to do Emperor Inosuke?"

Inosuke stood there for a while, he looked satisfied with what I had referred him to. His facial expression was so surprised and I could feel a warm feeling around him..before he snapped back into reality.

Inosuke
"You have to smoke this!"

He placed a cigarette in my hand the correct way..before he began to light it up. Was I really going to smoke? It's not something that I would do..it's not something that I would ever do. I knew that if I started, it would grow into a addiction..so I politely turned it down by handing it back to Inosuke. He gave me a confused look by trying to give it back to me..but I shook my head to him.

Tanjiro
"Smoking isn't good for your lungs..it turns into a addiction, is there anything else I could do besides risking my life?"

Inosuke
"YOU'RE NO FUN! LET'S JUST FIGHT INSTEAD!!"

•That's when I began to think, soon coming up with a good idea. I walked closer to Inosuke..before whispering in his ear•