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(Above is a picture of you)

"Yello' kids! Welcome to the show! We were off on holiday for a few weeks but we're back now! Lets sing a song!-"

None of us had seen Bill in about 4 weeks, during which time we were moved to a new restaurant and fixed up a bit, so seeing him up on stage before even saying a word to us was weird

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"Look Who's back! The man 'imself!" Shape shifter said walking up to him

"Of course I am! Im the main event! Well, half the main event!" He said, swinging his arm around Y/N

"Oh stop it" she said, but letting him continue anyway

"We have a new guard, he's called dipper or something, I think we could bring him around though, he seems pretty cool" I said, hacking into the security system

"Right then! So the plan is the same as last time! Except don't let the guy touch anything inside me, I'm not being ripped open again!" Bill said

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Bill's pov (that soumds so weird to say)

"Yell'o Dipstick!" Y/N said, swinging on a swing she would normally be singing on

"What the- you can talk?!" He asked

"Of course we can! How do you think we sing?" I said, leaning both my hands on my stick

"You're alive?" He asked

"Are you only gonna aks questions or whats happening here?" Y/N asked

"I, I-" he stuttered

"Anyways, so, pine tree, you're the new guard, huh?" I asked

"Yep, we've scared a few of those off before"

"Wh- wha- why?"

"Would you like to be watched all day then when you think you'll have some privacy, nope! Theres a night guard too!" Y/N said, leaning back on the swing so that she was only hanging on by her legs

"Aww, why do you two always get the cute ones to deal with?" Gifany asked, poking her head out the curtain

"Quit it, lovebird, he's ours" Y/N said

"Where's everyone else?" I asked her

"Roaming the building, why?"

"Just go Gifany"

She left and pine tree was left confused at the front of the stage

"Lets sing a song together!" Y/N said in her 'show' voice

"Uh, no I'm fine thank you-"

"Uh huh, too bad that ain't an option" I said, jumping off the stage and pulling him back with my stick

"Alright fine, but only for a few minutes"

"Alrighty, lets get some music please!" Y/N said, and clapped her hands

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"Look at these creatures, not enough features, cats should breath fire, bears should sing chior!"

"Aaaaah aaaah aaahh!"

"Very nice! Look at this tower, under my power, look at these people, people, pewny and feeble!"

"Wooaaahh- ARGH!" Pine tree said, falling back from where he was sitting

"Right, cut the music!" I said, as Y/N swinging down a pole to the floor to help him

Dipper's pov

Y/N held her hand out infront of me and pulled me up with a smile, and I felt my cheeks blush

"You humans sure are clumsy" she said, walking over to the backstage door

I caught Bill's eye and he gave me stare that ran shivers down my spine

When Y/N left, I went to go back to my office when Bill pulled me up to him with his cane

"Listen here, pine tree, you stay away from her, or you dont want to know what I'll do" he said, towering over me

"You're just a robot, you cant do that much" I said

"Oh really? Listen here, IQ, I run this place, we've never had a guard last more than one night, I'm giving you a chance, you either take it or brake it"

"Bill Cipher needed in the backstage area to deal with paperjam!" Gifany said, poking her head out the door

He looked at me again and pushed me in the ribs with his stick, then walked away again

"Jeeze, whats your problem" I said under my breath

"I heard that!"