Smg4: I M A Y H A V E G O T T E N A N E R E C T I O N . . .
Mario: .... And you guys said I'M retarded...! He's high on memes! AGAIN!!!
Luigi: *sigh*
Meggy: May I smack him...?
Tari: Uhm... I don't think we should...
Saiko: Ugh... I don't think I can take this anymore...
Desti: Yeah.... Imma just smack him.
Desti walked up and shot his "Spaghetti noodle".
Smg4:
Tari: 0-0"
Mario: *covers his "Italian sausage"* ...No...! You monster...!
Desti: SHUT IT! ...You're next.
Mario: NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NNNOOOOOO!!!
Lexi kicked down the castle doors.
Lexi: G U Y S! Come look at this!
Smg4: *sniff* O-Okay... *sob*
Lexi: ... Imma ignore the fact that you have a huge splash of ink on your dick...
Smg4: Don't question it...
Lexi: ...Whatever... just look!
Lexi pulled out her phone and showed a video. It was the Squid sisters in the middle of a concert.
Meggy: Oh! Callie and Marie!
Mario: And they're having a concert...?
The video continued to play... until it began to glitch out. Then the screen went black. And when it turned back on, the stage was destroyed, and the squid sisters were out cold.
Meggy: W-Wha...!?
Desti: What the hell!?
Mario: What happened!?
Tari: How did this happen!?
Lexi: That... was an hour ago...
Meggy: Yo, we need to get over there and see what happened!
Desti: Well what're we waiting for!? Let's go!
Lexi nodded, the summoned her scythe and cut a rift.
Lexi: After you!
Everyone jumped through the rift, and what was on the other side...? It was a burning city full of injured inklings and octolings. Callie, Marie, Pearl, and Marina were all there, helping people evacuate.
Meggy: Woah....! W-Wha...!?
Indigo: Guys! Over here!
