The Billionare's Plaything

part 6: pope vampsis

Just as Alistair was about to plunge the knife into Embers heart, there was an earthquake. The rumbling was so great, it knocked alistair off of his feet. He dropped the knife onto the floor and it slid down a grate on the floor. After 2 minutes he heard it splash into the water below. "Shit" he muttered

"NO SWEARING AT THE VATICAN" Boomed the loudest voice ember and alistair had ever heard. The ceiling to the basement they were in peeeled back like the lid of a can of sardines. Ember screamed as she saw the figure before them. It was POPE FRANSIS except he was like really tall and big. He was probably 700 feet tall and propotionalally as wide. His funny pope hat and clothes grew to fit him, too, execpt now you could see huge muscles under all of them.

"What the fuck?!?!?!" Alidtair screamed.

"STOP SWEARING" the pope said as he picked up alistair by his head. The pope flicked his fingers as tho alistair was a freshly picked booger and sent him flying into the air, disappearing into the distanve because he flewed so far.

"NOOOOOOOO" EMber siad from the table she was still straped to.

"I shall free you my child in the name of god" francis said as he moved his big meaty hand to untie her. Just as he finished, ember bit him.

He screaned "YOWZA!! DONT BITE THE POPE" as he recoiled however , ember was already racing out of the basement

"You killed my boyfriend cunt!!!!!!!" She sprinted as fast as she could out of the vatican

"My one weakeness! Stepping on people! T"he pope said as he tried to chase after her, but there were too many people so he accidentally stepped on and killed 12 people. "I will get you one day soon, blasphomer!!"

Ember ran all the way to the airport, hijacked a passenger plane, did a mid air flip, landed perfectly in new yorlk, blew up the plane with Marvey's lucky revolver, and ran home, the hole trip only taking 30 minutes.

At tge airport she met up with Shanks and Stabitha, the only two people left that she could trust. "Shanks, stab. We have a proble.m" ember said and explained exactley what happened with Mary BETRAYING her, AlIstair dying, and tge giant pope that was after her.

"Oi oi!! I cant believe Mary doid that!!" Stabitha cried, tracing the edge of her swiycblade with her long pinkie naile.

Suddenly, Bloody Mary appeared in front of ember. "EMBER IM SO SORRY" she cried, getting down on her knees like when people in anime are sorry.

"Mary...........you lied to....me......" ember said, holding back tears.

Mary stood up and frowned bigly, like a monkey with no banananaa. "I know and thats why i have to make this right." From her pants she pulled out the legendary Garlic Kataanna, the only physical wepon that can kill vamipires. Ember looked at it, shooked, and Maary continue. "I know about the pope. The world is going into civil war: human vs vampire. I cannot side with you in this battle, so I must help you. I love you ember, more than a bffsb or a bffsbfl or a friend with benefits. I love you EMBERSHARD STACIA ADDISON CLAPHAM!!" Mary cried.

Ember was crying now too, and so were shanks and stabitha. Ember pulled mary in and gave her a hot big wet kiss and mary looked shocked when the two of them parted. "Im sorry I started this war, mar"

Mary laughded through tears "no it my faoult i turned u into a vamprire on accident"

They both laughed sadly and kisssd again, thistime with no sexual undertones, only LOVE because now theu have realized they are in fact gay.

"I hope we may meat agin, my love" Mary said, pulling away from the kiss.

Ember, not ready to accept this as the end, leaened in to kkss her once more, but she had vanished. Ember brethed shakily and attached the katana to her belt. "Ok team human, we need a plan."

The plan took 3 hours to finalize and when itvwas done it look like this:

1. Get garlic and holy water for shank and stabitha
2. Wait for the poop to come here instead of go meet him
3. Shank and stabilth kill weaker vampires and ember kills the pope

They looked at eachother witn confidemce. This would definatley work.