(I actually find this one funny)
"Hey, Love" You boyfriend Thomas, or Tommy called, "Yeah?" You went over to him, he smirked and you rolled your eyes, "Where have you been all my life?" You smirked realizing he was trying to flirt, "Hiding from you." You laughed slightly as he frowned, "If i could see you naked, I'd die happy." You thought for a second and smirked, "If i saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing." He frowned again, "How do you come up with such good comebacks?" He whined, "I dunno, but i'm gonna make lunch."
You sat his favorite soup on the table, you grabbed two shots of whiskey and put it down, "Thomas, time to eat!" he came downstairs and sat while you where putting the whiskey up, "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" You groaned, IS HE SERIOUSLY CONTINUING THIS?! you rolled your eyes and turned around, "What's it like to be the biggest liar in the world?" He gasped, "You are the most beautiful girl in the world and do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?" You smirked cheekily and took a sip of whiskey, "Yeah, but this time dont stop."
It was night and he continued all day, you got dressed in his tee-shirt and a pair of shorts. "Tommy what now?" You rolled your eyes and looked at him as he opened the door, "Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass." You turned red and turned away from him, you could feel him smirking and staring at you. He went over to you and pushed you against the wall, "Looks like we're not having any sleep tonight Love."
