Me: who has understood and learned everything about an anime purely through wattpad fanfics and crackpot theories on YouTube
The storyboard writers for said anime:Notia: coming in with a fire hose and the facts that humans are made of 70% water
Corruption and any other overpowered villain that has a weakness of water who for some reason decided earth, a planet almost only comprised of water thought it was a good place to duggy:
Me: with my new model N-7 hyperblaster nerf gun
Purgatory Seraphim: who has killed my entire family and friends at 3AM