My One and Only - Bill x Chair

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After living in a small house in the middle of the forest, Bill began getting used to being human. 

He didn't keep in contact with any of his old enemies, he saw them as a threat, and nothing more. He does see Dipper around sometimes, he sure has grown.

Bill came home after a long hard day, and sat down on his chair. Just now, he began to truly appreciate this chair.

''Never noticed how comfortable this thing is,'' he pointed out. He'd begin rubbing himself on the chair, trying to sit down perfectly. After about a minute, he managed.

Little did he know, this chair was gonna change everything.