Dward 4 Life

Chapter 1.

"I mean come on Ray, he's the Rock. How can you not love him?"
Gerard droned on about Dwayne to his friend, Ray Tortilla. He swung his legs on the edge of his bed, sweeping his feet across his pink carpet.
"I just don't like him dude. Too... muscle-y." Ray Tortellini commented, sitting on Gerard's pink vanity in his room.
Gerard rolled his eyes and turned to the mirror, applying sparkly pink nail polish as he did so.
"GERARD!"
Gerd and Ray Torso both turned their heads to the door, seeing Gerard's mom come in.
"There are new neighbors outside. Go meet them."
Gee sighed and grabbed Ray Tomato's arm, pulling him out of the room.
There were two people there, both saying "hello," as Gerard and Ray Tornado walked outside.
At that moment, laying his eyes on the person before him, Gerard fainted. His one true love, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, was standing there.
"Rock..." Gerard said as he fell to the ground. But he didn't hit the ground, Ray Torpedo caught him and gave him to The Rock.
For both of them, Gerard and The Rock, it was love at first sight.
Two days later they got married on a beach, both of them in bikinis, and they lived happily ever after.
The end .