A new Yonko emerges

ch 1 The Strawhats Grand Return

authors notes:

this starts right as Luffy bumps into Demaro Black (fake Luffy) as I could not come up with a better start. if I skipped overstuff it because it's the same as canon

please point out mistakes so I can correct them p.s this is my first serious fanfic

disclaimer: I do not own one piece and will never own it

Luffy's pov 

I was walking on Sabaody Archipelago with my massive bag filled with delicious meat that Hancock gave me when I see a fat man wearing clothes very similar to that of my own, bullying some civilians because they look like some people he is looking for that pisses me off, so I walk past him bumping him with the side of my bag filled with my clothes cant damage my precious meat. "oh did I bump into you? sorry bout that. see ya" I say in an uninterested uncaring tone. 

suddenly the man says while standing up "Just wait a minute" I turn around to see him walking towards brandishing his flintlock pistol already knowing how this will turn out I face forward again and just to humiliate these people who are trying to pretend be my crew I send out the smallest amount of conquerors haki I could manage only for them to fall unconscious immediately. 

"haa? that nocked them out how weak were they?" I voice my thoughts out loud while continuing on my journey "is my control that bad am I just that strong there's no way there that weak-willed even baby wolves say conscious with that much haki" I continue with my face getting redder and redder "ow ow ow ow ... thinking hurts" slamming my fist into my open palm "I know they have rat brains that's it ... maybe I should head Hancock's warnings and put it on"  

while this is going on the bystander's stair at this mysterious figure confused "did he say they were weak"                                                                                            "that can't be right he just said thinking hurts maybe he is dumb"              "whats haki I've never heard about it before" some bystanders spoke about amongst themselves

"Hancock was right I'm better of wearing the moustache, she said not to cause a commotion" as I continue on my way. when suddenly two people who look a tiny bit like Sanji and Zoro but the fake 'Zoro' is fat not as fat as the fake me mind you whereas the fake 'Sanji' is far to lanky I let out a quiet sigh Hancock told me not to make trouble, that's when a brilliant idea came into my head "this could be fun" I whisper while a sinister smile raps its way around my face 

I shout out to them "hay Sanji hay Zoro long time huh" 

quickly the fack Zoro responds "h-hay it's been a long time ... hasn't it?" shock and fear where evident in his voice.

the fake Sanji with almost no confidence in his voice says "y-yea! anyway, let's go"

"sure! are the other's already there, sorry I kept you waiting" I say still playing along while I walk on past them but still paying attention to them with my haki and my ears I hear the fake Zoro say 

"I don't think he understands, do you?"

the fake  Sanji reply's "who cares? we just have to take him to the captain" before they run after me and we keep walking until they stop on of them says "so many of them are here already

to maintain my act I ask them "is it over here?" despite knowing there are the only weakling in that direction "I'm looking forward to seeing the others ... still, you've really changed during these past two years did you guys become tight-lipped" I can see sweet starting to pour down there neck smiling to my self I think my plan is working