Tweek And Craig Vs The World

Kill Everyone

Tweek pov still because cartman must die
Trigger warning: homophobic language

Me and Craig walk into school and guess who I see as I walk in. Eric brotherfucking Cartman. I flip him off with both hands. "hey look its the 2 biggest faggots in the-" cartzilla tries to say before I hit him with a swift right to the jaw. "I'll easily beat you up Eric. Ive done boxing training since I was 9" I say and I'm not even being cocky, I'm just stating facts. Cartman tries to go in for a right but I move out the way and hit him with right hooks and uppercuts.

He falls to the floor, trying to escape me, before i chase up to him and boot his head into the locker. I continue to hit him with my fists until he is covered in red. I see the kids who cartman had taken with him to beat up Craig in the distance. I sprint up to them and hold their leader in a rear naked choke. "if you ever touch my Craig again I'll make you sleep underground" I say. They run off like bitches. The crowd is in shock as they saw what I just did.

"Tweek Tweak what in the fuck did you just do? That's a suspension young man" pc principal says. "You know what? I don't fucking care. I was protecting my boyfriend from homophobes but your fake pc self tries to blame me for it. I hear cartman whimper and walk over to him." hey cartman what do you get when you bully a gay kid and trash my family and my coffee shop?" I ask, already knowing what I'm about to say

"What?" cartman asks barely getting his words out. "YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!" I scream as I give him one last right. "u-uh Tweek your still suspended" the principal says to me. "I don't care anymore. You and cartman can both suck my ACK dick" I retort as I start walking home with Craig following