My one sided isekai'd love story

The 'Losers'

Kazuto- That was the first time I met the 'losers'
[Manager- They can be a bit of a mess sometimes but try to get along...
*He looks at one direction and sees a swordsman fighting a spearer*
Swordsman- Come at me!
*He slowly turns his head towards another direction*
*A magician is fighting a sheilder*
Magician- That was my booze!
Sheilder- Well... I always protect you so the least you can do is give me the booze...
Kazuto- I can see why even though this party is the best in the world why no one is joining...
*He sees a woman drunk*
??- Hey everyone stop or I'm not gonna heal you guys...]

The first loser was the shielder Sugawara San... He was a shy grey haired freak... I am calling him a freak because he had a bad sense of humour and kept forcing people to acknowledge him... He was an oddball so were we all... Unlike most he didn't have a bad past... He was a simpleton... He got really happy when praised and felt down when talked bad about
[Manager- Hey everyone! Stop your internal matters... Another member has come to join us!
Sugawara- What? Another member? You could've better got a bar for us... You see... Mem'ber'! Bar!
Manager- Sorry... He's like that]
The second 'loser' was the Magician Alan... He loved making music... He would use wind magic swiftly and pass it through different things to make different sounds.... Not only did he do that but he used the transition of other magics like the lighting of a fire and splash of water.... He was like a DJ who could use all types of magic... One day while making a sound his attack went out of control and killed one of his friends... People thought that it would be best to hand him over to adventurers because magic was something most people didn't have and if he went out of control he would become a calamity for the village... In a way that team keeps him in control...
[Sugawara- Sorry for roasting you but you may want to stick with us because I'm very good at jokes
Kazuto- Umm... You didn't roast me and I am not sure about your ability at making jokes...
Sugawara- How...
*Alan comes from behind and steals the booze*
Alan- Got it!
Sugawara- That's cheating!
Alan- Thanks Newbie! I can feel we're gonna be a good duo...
Kazuto- How about I get half of that for helping you out?
Sugawara- *shouts* OHHHHH!!!! SAAAAVAAAAGEEEEE!!!!!
Manager- Uh... Shut up for a moment... Will ya?
Kazuto-(Is it just me or did she get better at English?)
Manager- Nah... It's just you...]
Apparently the Manager had the power to read minds... The third 'loser' amongst us was the Healer... Her name was Kaori... She was born in a remote village where magic was seen as something which shows that a kid is cursed... She was sent to a church at a small age and was very badly treated there... She became subject to torture which brought happiness to the Popes... One day a pope tried to take her virginity but to not let that happen she ran out of the church and after some days met the manager who provided her shelter and food to which she joined this guild...
Demon lord- That's freaking messed up!
Fallen- You're in no position to say that...
Demon lord- No! I mean a Pope tried to do that? Even I am a virgin and he being a person of *vomits*
Fallen- Huh... Why is this loser the ruler of darkness?
Demon lord- How dare you say that?
Fallen- *Rubs the demon lord's back* Well well... I'll be okay... Don't worry...
Demon lord- I'll get my reven-- *vomits*
Kazuto- Well... That's how messed up everyone's back is...
[Manager- So.... If you ever get hurt don't worry... She is good at healing... Healing is a very rare attribute you know...
Kazuto- Oh... It is...
Kaori- No way am I gonna heal someone just to show off my powers again! You know it makes me tired!
Kazuto- Umm... What is she talking about?
Sugawara- Yeah.... So... Before you some people came to join too and our cute little manager there had her display her healing abilities by inflicting serious wounds on them
Kazuto- Oh... That's why she is tire-- Wait... What did you say?
Sugawara- She had her display--
Kazuto- No before that
Sugawara- She inflicted serious wounds
Kazuto- Oh no... *Looks at the manager and she hides a small knife* Wait! That's too obvious!
Manager- I don't know what you're trying to imply...
Kazuto- I'll join but don't harm me...
Manager- You really think it's that easy?
Kazuto- It isn't?
Manager- Oh... It's not...
Kazuto- Oh holy god above all please save me]
Demon lord- How can one love these people so much that he would nearly cry in front of the demon lord when they are all dead and called a loser after death
Fallen- Didn't you notice? He kept referring them to the 'losers'
Demon lord- Really? I never noticed that...
Kazuto- Really? You're serious? I made it obvious
Fallen- You see... The demon lord it too much of a fool...
Kazuto- Yeah.... I can see that...
Demon lord- How about you continue tomorrow? It's morning right now and I am deprived of sleep...
Kazuto- I know you're the lord of darkness but isn't it too cliche that you're sleeping in the morning?
Demon lord- I do it so no one can secret assault me...
Kazuto- But they can do it when you're sleeping in the morning too...
Demon lord- *yawning* I am not as fool as you might think... No one else knows that I sleep during the morning...
Kazuto- You have a point there...
Demon Lord- So... You better tell it tomorrow...

[To be continued]