I remember the night I received the message, very clearly. Staring at it for a while, I reluctantly clicked the link. It redirected me to YouTube. All Star - Reversed. I quickly paused the video, and read the description.
Hi! Lolz, this is something i made as a joke with my friend but it turns out this song is satanic! Also im posting this from hell XD roflcopter
I gasped. Did roflcopter become a thing and I didn't know? Hell was sounding much better than Earth at this point.
Published, July 4th, 2006
Oh, that's why. I scrolled back up until the player was visible again, and pressed play. The lyrics flashed before my eyes, the music filled my ears. I was drowning in the obvious sorrow the lead singer must have suffered in order to write lyrics as deep as these. A few minutes later, it ended. I decided to message Anna, the friend who had sent it to me.
Anna: soooo?? what did u think??
Brendon Urie: it was definitely not what im used to
Anna: lol. what does that mean?
Brendon Urie: it was life changing. i loved it.
Anna: umm.. okay.
Anna: anyway, i need to head to bed. night, brendon. good luck on your song release!
Brendon Urie: night, good luck on ur painting
Anna has logged off.
I stared at my beautiful, whore wife. She was fast asleep. Why did she marry me? Anyway, I shut off my laptop, and soon after I pressed the button a pop-up appeared. Do you wish to save your progress? Yes, No, Cancel. Absentmindedly, I pressed no. I lowered my laptop screen and shuffled over to my bed. Then a sudden thought hit me, and I paused in fear, and then I fainted.
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Somebody Once Told Me
ActionAfter hearing Smash Mouth's "All Star" reverse, Brendon Urie embarks on a journey to find the secrets within phrases such as "hail Satan" and "Rats Lol" that are so often heard.
