Noobs Reunited

School and some boring life. =\_/=

This story does not connect to the real peoples character and traits. All are very nice as most of the characters in this story are real people.  
            -characters                                                          
Jonathan
a noob
Max
Ryleigh
Sarah
Bobby
Ian Black
Mr. Noob
the following are things-dragons
Red minions (that come from below the ground :D)
puppies
                                   Scene 1: School        3rd person up against their perspective April 1st

                      It was a peaceful morning, the birds were chirping, the (pineapples were murdering them btw uhhhhh nothing to see here :))trees were being murdered, everything was fine except for one thing: Jonathan was still SHLEPING after 7:00 which meeeaaaaannnnnsssss,  HE IS SO MUCH LATENESS FOR THE SCHOOL!!!!! 
                     Then his brain rings (his alarm clock i think?) and jumps from his dream and screams as he looks at his clock (in his head?) "oh no oh no OH NOOOOO IM GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!" he starts screaming as he shoves milk into his face and stuffs cereal into his feet for "energy."

                   He then yeets himself out the door and screms, "I AM TOTALLY READY!!!" (with totally no sarcasm) he then walks towards the bus which he is not suppose to go on and flips into the tire and it goes flying,  (Into the sun)"Hmm i think today's gonna be a good day!"

                    When he almost is at the school he hears a bell ring (not the one in his head by the way) and he realizes that's the first bell until the late bell, so he Naruto runs through the building  destroying about 300 chairs, 100000000 totally not poisoned apple, and a person?
He stands up and realizes he bumped into his best friend Ryleigh.
                    "Oh um, sorry Ry, I am a bit late to class if you know what I mean," he apoligizes with the respects of a respections respects.

"Oh its fiiiiinnnneee! Only gotta break 200 and some bones to do it but otherwise im finnneeeeee!" She responds so sarcastically she sets him on fire. Then she stares so intensely a tsunami crashes onto him and hes flooded to his classroom.  The late bell rings as he seats himself next to Ryleigh, wet. 

                     Then the teacher Mrs. White made her way in and hands them a "test."
"Ok everyone will start the day by making our brains fart and create answers that are totally possible." 

Jon takes one look at the test and this is what he becomes: :))))

He looks up at the teacher and asks, "is this true???"

The teacher s response gave him a grin on his face as to say if you solve this test you can do whatever for the rest of the day. This is what the test looks like: C:

He goes to the teacher the next second and says; "On my behalf I come up to you with and answer of pleasure." Then the teacher urges him to say it. 
"Very well," he continues. "I have spent a 'long time' in a learning process to under stand this-"
                  The teacher flips, "JUST TELL MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah yes as i was not saying the answer is: 1+1+2-3+1+4-5+2-1...(and so on)"
The teacher starts to get on nerve and stares intently at the long list of totally needed "words."
Mrs. white starts to count in her head, shes had such a wonderful morning and she would not allow a stoopid child to ruin it.
                  She stops Jonathan for  a few moments to get something. He starts thinking about his morning as well became messy, got some "energy" set on flames, swallowed by a "normal out of no where wave," and a test of "difficult stuff." He starts to wonder if today was the most perfect day he could ever imagine. Then the teacher gets back...  "Hey kids ever! Ever heard of a game called kick the buddy? Well lets play it! And our little dummy today will be, hmm...." She acts as if she's not about to let the class brutally murder someone, "hmm... lets go withhhhhhh Jonny!And guess what? All the weapons are automatically unlocked! Ok everybody, time to ki- i mean play!"

Point of view 1 - Jonathan every gapping switches to ryleigh then back again like this

jon     ju

ry       ju

jon     ju                        Got it? GREAT!

Jonathan- I'm just not having a good enough day, things just keep getting better, and yes i did use a voice that would make a deaf person cringe at for talking to Mrs. White but im still just a kid, remember??? I slowly back up and whisper to Ry, "I think we should be going now..." As all my classmates get their weapons ready Ryleigh and me slip away and exit the school campus.      As we are almost home I see a car speeding towards us...