Noobs Reunited

Noob world

its march 18 rn))Ryleigh- OK so here's the follow up on what just happened: My best friend was about to be murdered by his class and now he was hit by a car. I almost feel bad for him. =v= (In real life she would most definitely feel bad)

Jonathan-Hmmmmmm... which is worse: the hospital or your home? home definitely but the hospital does have its ups and downs too. BUT STILL GETTING HIT BY A CAR IS NOT FUN! We're at my "secret" (below and above ground basement and tree house)base that is totally equipped with weapons, and I'm trying to figure out what to do. We decide to go for a walk to think but then we here someone yell "run!" We start running but we both get hit by a car. My god i would lick some peace please. We crashed into an alleyway and we see a person. but when we get closer we see its not a person at all... sorta? IT WAS A noooooooooo(narrator-ok just continue with the story already) ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(nar- time to die or stop this crime.) ooob! I was so freaked out, how did this thing get here? I MUST KNOWWWWWW. I scream, "HELLO BLAH BLAH BLAH QUESTION QUESTION QUESTION BOPIDY DO DAAAAA" But the noob only replied "come we must leave before it catches us!" The noob pulls out a piece of bacon like a wand and wips it up and down and to my astonishment a light starts to sparkle from it and soon enough their is a big glowing light he called a "thing that is totally not dangerous." Well either we get hurt? by something the noob is scared of or we go through a "totally not dangerous portal." "Welp only one way to go!" I scream as I jump into the thing after the noob and Ryleigh...

Narrator/ Jonathan))  Well that was a predicament, but hey! At least we're floating in an endless cycle whi- joking! As soon we step into the sparkling light we appeared on the other side but to my surprise everything was different like we stepped through a portal. (cough cough* which we did cough cough*umm :D) I looked around in the blinding light but when my eyes adjusted I saw a whole city of beauty and chaos(noobs umm)There was noobs EVERYWHERE! Some were flying in rockets and crashing into- wait what are those!?!?!??! "Umm noob sir what are those 'things?" I asked in complete confusion as i suddenly realized everything was weird and disformed. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeh. :) HI you can call me max! And thoooooooooooose are bacon trees. Some of the finest bacons grow from those things." Then i start asking myself "WHERE ARE WE WHERE ARE WE I AM DUMMY SO PLEASE TELL ME! "  I think i might have said that out loud because the noob responds too that,"how rude of me! Its not like you would have died or anything but still i am the most impolite person here" No sarcasm what so ever, "You are HERE... at Noob world. This place has been here before time itself how? Our creator brought us here to make peace and help the universe." If he means destroy he got it exactly. :)  I started to not listen to the noob about creator stuff until he said something that got caught in my noggin, "... blah blah blah HE had a war with a great foe at some point, but it was so chaotic he was thrown with his enemy into the time drift to never be seen again..." I start to wonder about that, and 'Max' sees me with confusion written on my face:

Narrator- IT BE MY TURN BOIYEEEEEE)) "Do you know what ever happened to your lord?" Jonathan asked in a totally normal voice. "Well of course we do, hes in the time drift" max responded.

Jonathan suddenly grew very hot and realized he got burned (literally and mentally B)) "WHTA WASA TATS FOR?!?!?!?" "Well you asked for it so we just responded like a normal teenage mutant human," Max responded with a grin and led them over to to what looked like a house. "What we are standing before is a very old house, owned by our creator so many years back." But that sprung another bootiful question, "how old is he?" Ryleigh asked. "Well what time is it on earth years?" "2020," someone said and we totally dont know who. Then max continued, "Oky dokee let me think..." about a boring hour later there was a response, "blah blah blah blah blah." "what was that?"Jonathan asked. "i SAID A TRILLION AND TWO YEARS, 5 MONTHS AND 7 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Max screms so loudly Jonathan is  sent into the sun so fast it causes him to go back through time and not ask the question, "wat was tat?"

Ryleigh opens her eyes wide, "that's really old!!!"  Max responded very grimly, "yes and we only got to spend a million years with him. We never die and we know what he looks like we just cant think of it." "So you cant remember wat he exactly looks like?" Jon replied. (max gives thumbs down to that response, comment: DFRDGTFCSRDHTFYJHGCDYR&HVERTYJHBVYUHGTY)  Max looks at him with no expression, "No we just cant think :) because of this, it gives us a big problem, the only paintings and photos of him are in his house bc we destroyed the rest with our casual ways. Why we cant go through the house is because there is a lock but we cant figure out the password!" He takes a step forward trys to open the door but it wont budge because of the lock, "and there are no windows or anything to get in!" He pulls out a button and presses it. The next thing you know a big screen pops up with a keyboard under it like a hologram. Jonathan takes a step forward and asks if he could try, with the response of go right ahead. He looks closely at it and sees a handwriting thats familiar but it is a note, it reads:

Jon types in the "password" and the door automatically opens but then there is a barrier behind that. "Well shoot that oh well." 

"H-How'd you do that?" Max almost looked like he was going to explode, (he did explode.*) About an hour later...  "We looked at that about a million times, HOW!!!!!!!"

"I just read the note he wrote why?"

"here let me take a look at that." Max gets up from his bed after he exploded and looks at it,"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i see now we were supposed to actually read all that okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk." He exploded again. Later...

"Ok so how do we get in?" "Well you cant, our force fields are almost impenetrable," the noob responds very proudly.  Jonathan looks over at the noob, " but HOW! what is able to destroy it wat??!?!?!?!? WAT!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?"

hmm , the noob quietly thinks as if he has something smart to say, "you could say the only thing that can destroy it is our neighbor, Ian Black." "And who is he?!?!?!?" Jonathan screms his head off. "He issss...." the noob takes a dramatic pause, "the person who removed our leader from this world is set out to destroy us all..."