Friend or foe, even in your sleep you still gotta go.

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Pitch had been coming to the guardians' meetings for about a  few months now but, there were still some people who didn't trust him. Like bunny, for example. 


Cupid couldn't help but giggle as she watched the nightmare king sleepily and unconsciously shove a thumb into his mouth. Pitch was currently situated on Jack O's lap. He was still asleep even after the guardians argued about Pitch being apart of the meetings. 

"What if he tries t' kill us all?" Bunny asked.

"No! Pitch wouldn't do that" Jack O argued.

"How would ya know that?" Bunny asked.

" Uh, Duh! He's been living with me for almost a year now!"

Bunny let out an annoyed sigh. "Look. I'm done arguin' with ya"

"Bunny has a point Jack O" Tooth said " I mean........look at him" Tooth suddenly lowered her voice. "How can he be sleeping through all of this"

"Come on guys! Pitch was up all night making cards for Patrick's party." The Halloween king tried his hardest to make his friends see that Pitch had really changed. The only person who agreed with him was Cupid.


" Pitch was actually making those saint Patrick's day cards." Cupid suddenly added as she gulped down the last bit of milk in her glass. She wiped her mouth with a napkin before continuing " Whoopsies! Almost forgot. I told Patrick that I would hand the cards out" Cupid quickly distributed the cards.


"Wow!" Jack gasped. The winter spirit slowly opened the card. There was a whole bunch of green glitter inside the card,  cool-looking green hats, with gold pots drawn all around, and as a treat Pitch had added a chocolate gold coin.


Pitch shifted in his sleep. A small whimper escaped his lips. His eyebrows were knit together. Cupid's motherly instincts kicked in and she quickly pulled the younger male into her lap.

"Shhhhhh, its okay" Cupid said in a soothing voice. "Just let it all out" Cupid gently massaged Pitch's back. He let out a small moan before his whole body relaxed. A loud hissing noised could be heard. Everyone watched in shock as a large puddle started to form under the chair.  When Pitch finished Cupid continued to rub his back while she whispered in his ear. She didn't even seem disgusted at all. Had she known what was going to happen? Was Pitch awake the whole time?

"What the heck?" Is all Bunny could say.

"Didn't you guys notice?" Cupid questioned.

"Notice what" Everyone else said in unison.

"The two giant glasses of warm milk Pitch had earlier," Cupid answered," He said he was feeling really tired but also hungry, so I baked him some of my famous devil chocolate love cake and poured him two glasses of milk. As I said before the milk was warm so it knocked him right out!" 


Sandy made a few images with his dream sand which depicted, Pitch happily scarfing down the cake, and drinking both glasses of milk, before sauntering into the globe room and fa passing out on Jack O Lantern's lap.

"Exactly!" Cupid shouted. She suddenly covered her mouth.  Pitch groaned a little. He rubbed his eyes and looked around before feeling a warm-damp feeling around his crotch. He looked down and gasped in horror. His cheeks turned, a deep red and he quickly made grabby hands for Jack O.


Jack O picked Pitch up. He then suggested that Pitch should take a bath. Pitch agreed to the opportunity of being able to leave the room because he was so embarrassed. "I shouldn't have drunken both those glasses of milk" Pitch mumbled to himself.


"Hey, It's not your fault" Jack O reassured the smaller male.

"I....I know b.......b....but still........a.......and on Cupid's lap" Tears started to form in Pitch's eyes.


"Hey, hey, hey. Don't cry. Cupid took you out of my lap right before you had your accident"

"Really?"

"Mhmm."

"So she's not mad."

"Nope. She said she knew it would happen."

"O..oh"

"Did you thank her for the cake before you fell asleep on me?"

"Uh.....no.....I'll do it after my shower."

"Alrighty then! Let's get you into the bath!"



Sorry, the story is so bad and short. I'm running out of ideas.

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