Dont you feel stupid

CHAPTER 22

I'm back and I'm mad as hell this bitch is copying what I do and is stealing my friends I'm suppose to hang out with them today BUT NO THAT BITCH DECIDED TO COME AND JOIN US AFTER SCHOOL TODAY AND MY BEST FRIEND IS LIKE "maybe we should add her to our group" THAT REALLY PISSED ME OFF I'M ABOUT TO SNAP AND BEAT A BITCH I TOLD MY OTHER BEST FRIEND THIS AND SHE'S LIKE NO AND I'M LIKE IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IF SHE DOESN'T BACK THE FUCK UP SHE WILL BE NONEXISTENT  AND SHE THINKS IT'S OK TO ACT FRIENDLY WITH ME LIKE SHE'S NOT MIMICKING AND TAKENING MY FRIENDS 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿 I'M SEVERELY PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW I told my other friend this and she's getting just as pissed she actually told me "if you end up beating her ass ill take the blame and get you out of trouble if you get caught" GOOD FRIEND RIGHT THERE RIGHT anyways sorry on with the story
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3rd pov
Naruto didn't know what was going on at this point he saw minato, kakashi, itachi, fugaku, mikoto, and sasuke get mad and shout on how they should've been able to join but weren't able to. So he asks the older blonde "what are y'all talking about I wanna know" as he tilts his head cutely to the side. The older blonde looks and coos "aww so cute but you don't wanna hear this" the younger blonde then says "how come sasuke gets to be here then" the blonde tried thinking up an excuse one of the ravens said "it's a surprise naru-chan he needs to be here to hear it why don't you go in the kitchen and get you some ramen" naruto looks up and says "OK ita-nii if you says so" with his big goofy grin he went to the kitchen. Itachi turned back and said "ok that bought us some time his birthday is coming up and we don't want him to know just yet about what haruki did anyways on to the main topic what are we gonna get him for his birthday we want him to enjoy it since a week after we're going to war against enji and them" mikoto says "why not throw him a big birthday party and we each get him 1 gift" everyone nodded in agreement. Haruki then asks "will he find out if we do this" sasuke looks at haruki and says "I'll handle him how much longer until then" kakashi said "3 weeks" sasuke sighs and says "I won't be able to walk for a while if I'm gonna keep him distracted" mikoto goes to him and says "remember to tell him to pull out I don't want a pregnant son at 13 even tho I want grand babies wait till your 15" sasuke asks "why 15 that's in 2 years" mikoto smiles and says "so you can take after your father" sasuke yells "HUH WHY ME THERE IS ITACHI" mikoto laughs and says "he's already in his 20s and still no grand babies from him" sasuke sighs in defeat "fine but only when naruto turns 15 as well" minato and haruki cut in "well damn I'm gonna become a grandpa/uncle in 2 years" and hug. Fugaku shakes his head "why are they so much a like oh wait there father and son no wonder why" he sighs. Out if nowhere they hear moaning they turn there heads and yell "GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM NOT ON THE COUCH THAT'S WHERE WE SIT ITACHI KAKASHI" kakashi shunshined to there shared room.

                $3weekslater$
"finally I can walk" sasuke thinks as he sneaks out of the room trying not to wake up naruto.  Naruto wakes up to see sasuke wasn't there so he says "sasuke where are you" he got no response so he walked downstairs to see breakfast made but no one in the house. He thinks 'where is everyone' he then goes into the village but felt no glares and heard no whispers instead he saw smiles and people celebrating he then thought 'what's going on what happen to those villagers some of the villagers are even smiling at me like their happy for me that's so weird' he sees a brunette with red triangles upside down on his face a pineapple head  a lavender eyed girl and boy. He runs up to them waving and says "what's going on the villagers look happy and I can't find sasuke anywhere" the triangle tattoo boy said "well the people who beat you when you where younger there families and clans where wiped out hence you don't see a useless pink blod screaming" he continues "and sasuke is getting ready for your par-" he gets hit on his head by the lavender eyed boy he yells "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR ASSHOLE"  neji said " keep your mouth shut he's not suppose to know dumb ass" kiba yells "YOU DIDN'T NEED TO HIT ME BITCH" shino pops out of nowhere and says "language kiba" kiba screams like a little girl "AHH WHAT THE FUCK DON'T POP OUT AT ME" Naruto bust out laughing falling to the floor hitting the ground "AHAHAHAHAHAHA"Shikamaru steps forward grabs naruto along with choice and says "come one let's leave these troublesome idiots" they go to ichiraku ramen shika-chan payed and went broke that day.  Naruto arrives back at his house he sees the lights off as he opens the door it's eerily quiet. He walks in he turns on the lights people pop out of places shouting "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" he smiles a soft smile (a/n minato type smile) after the cake and dinner it was time for presents at that moment kurama popped out of the seal yelling "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME PATHETIC HUMANS"  Mikoto comes forward and goes towards the Fox "sorry but since your kind of sealed in him we couldn't tell you. Naruto comes forward and says " kuramama don't get angry at them you were asleep when this started and I didn't want to wake you up " with his head down. Fugaku voices out what the others won't " kuramama im confused" everyone nods in agreement. Naruto starts explaining " well when the villagers would beat me one day it got so bad that I met kurama I didn't know he was behind my healing the moment we met he apologized and became my first friend and he treated me like his kit he was the first mother figure I ever had " everyone cooed but minato put his head down mikoto patted his shoulder haruki gave him a hug. He smiled at their gestures. Kurama buts in "so you know why I'm called kuramama now can we leave this depressing shit alone and get on with the presents " they all nod their head and smile. Mikoto shouts " TIME FOR PRESENTS WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST " Haruki jumps up and down waving his hands around " I DO I DO LET ME GO FIRST "  fugaku chuckles. Haruki pulls out a beautifully wrapped present the wrapping paper had  a beautiful 9 tailed Fox  on it with the Fox looking  up to the full moon in the corner all 9 tails curled to the side of the Fox with its beautiful ruby red eyes filled with happiness. Naruto and everyone stared in awe of the beautiful wrapping paper naruto peeled the wrapping paper off slowly trying not to tear it once he opens the box it contained twin pistols inside