Chapter One

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Donald Trump POV

I clean up my office just a little bit, in order to make my first Tik Tok. My wife, Melania, who sadly is orange, but not orange enough, taught me about it and is guiding me through it.

"You need to pick a sound, Donald," she tells me. "I like this one."

I listen to the sound and decide I like it. Melania choreographics a dance for me. By the way those hips move, I know they don't lie. After an hour of practicing, I film my Tik Tok and post it. 

"Where are the likes?" I ask Melania, scratching my head.

"Follow people a whole bunch of people and maybe they'll follow you back," Melania suggests. I listened to her and nothing happened.

"I'm going to make an announcement to the public," I say, angrily. I sent an email to Fox News about my problem. In an hour, my Tik Tok is the most famous thing on Earth.

Then, I received a text message.

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