MY FELLOW HUMANS.
I AM OUTRAGED.
I AM SO S H O C K E D
aND CONFUSED
BITCH I CANT-
ya'll here's the tea😳
we all know morrissey right?
y'know..
he's our god😔🤚
but let's keep in mind that he will be turning 61 dis year.
nOw-
a few days ago, Morrissey was recently caught with an assistant-
his name is Damon😗
and.
they were shopping🛍😗✨
which is cool.
BUT WAIT-
Damon is just an assistant right?
ahaha😳
uh😳😳
HE MIGHT BE MORE THAN JUST AN ASSISTANT BROS😳😳😳😳😤😤😤
there is a rumor going on that Morrissey has a boyfriend😳👉👈
and this boyfriend..
Is Damon😳
and nope it's not Johnny Marr😔
rip.
BUT DAMON.
okay-
eXcuSe mE?
apparently Moz's never had an assistant, but they've known each-other for 4 years?
hUh?
it isn't confirmed that they are dating, but they might be👀
and at first I was like oh well then this is fantastic :)
but then-
I REALIZED
THE A G E D I F F E R E N C E
ok ok so Moz is 60 (but very soon to b 61)
and Damon...
is probably in his late 20's, but also maybeeeee in his early 30's?
👁👄👁
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😗✌️
OOF
ok ok so liek my opinion is like..
WOW-
Morrissey?
having a boyfriend?😳🤚
lol couldn't be me😔
but that's interesting
like I know he dated Jake Walters back in deh 90s but it's just so..
c o o l
Although I am happy for Moz because I want him to be happy..
although
the age difference is quite interesting.
ALTHOUGH THIS IS JUST A RUMOR.
YES HE IS AN ASSISTANT BUT WE DONT KNOW FOR SURE IF THEY ARE ACTUALLY DATING-
lemme know what u bois think of dis😗
