Dreams

Headphones

I had a dream that I was in my classroom. My teacher, who we'll call Mrs. Mower, was teaching us a really boring lesson. After awhile of getting bored to death, she started to say so,etching that wasn't that boring.

She explained, "Today we'll be doing a special activity with the other class. But, it will be very difficult, so listen to directions. We'll be doing a fun game with my brand new headphones. SO DONT THROW THEM IN THE GIANT BLENDER!!!!!"

Everyone looks over by the windows and sees a giant blender. It already has a pair of headphones in it. Everyone stands up to go and look at the blender, then goes through the door to the other classroom. We all sit down and listen to this teachers directions. We begin the activity, when the blender randomly appears in the room. While nobody's watching, I throw a pair of Mrs. Mowers headphones into the blender. Mrs. Mower noticed that another pair of headphones were in the blender and yelled at us. We all ran back inside the classroom.

I wrote down on a piece of paper "Get 100 flowers". In my dream, if you wrote that phrase, it meant that you threw the headphones into the blender.

Mrs. Mower continued lecturing about how horrible we are. She stopped mid sentence and looked at my paper. She walked towards me and asked,"Why did you throw my headphones in the blender?"

"I didn't do it," I cried.

She looked at someone else and asked the same question. She went to five different classmates and yelled at them. She asked one classmate,"Why did you write get 100 flowers on your paper?"

The classmate answered, "My grandmas dog died last night. I want to get my grandma some flowers."

Mrs. Mower walks away and asks the other students why they wrote what they wrote on their paper. They all answered genuine explanations. When it came to my turn, I answered with,"My mom's birthday is coming up. And guess what? YOU. WEREN'T. INVITED."

She started screaming and crying, then melted like the evil witch of the west from The Wizard of Oz. I woke up, relieved that it was all a dream.