"Hey cap'n what do you jerk off to?" I hear Ban say over me and Meliodas, who is letting or was letting me nap in his lap. "What?" "You heard my cap'n what do you beat your meat to? Is it to Elizabeth in a maid outfit or maybe Luna?" I could feel Meliodas' dick poke my stomach as I tried to fall back asleep. Oh ya Meliodas apologized to me, what can I say I'm weak you've never seen a bastard orphan more in need of a break. [sorry sorry.] Ban continued to ask Mel what he beats his meat to and if he did. I'm was starting to think he was gay or at least bi, but I'll never know and I don't really want to ether. "Okay I think that's enough ale for you" I meowed as I shifted back to my normal form. Ban then started to walk away, however he kept bumping into things. 'This is getting painful to watch.' I thought as I stood up to try and take the ale. He 'ran' away once he saw that I was trying to take away the ale. "He's gonna get a shitty hangover." I said shaking my head and sitting back down. "When he passes out who wants to draw a dick on his face?" Someone who sounded a lot like my brother Sky asked. "Sky?!" I looked around trying to find him or anything that was his. "I'm right here sis." I turn around one last time to see my favorite brothers sky blue hair, his arms stretched out. "Skye!" I jumped into his arms, then I kicked him in the knee. "Ow WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!" Sky yelped in pain as he fell to the floor. "That's for saying I was the reason mom died and for leaving me alone with Yuki. "Okay I may be an ass to you sometimes but I would never say that you killed our mother." Sky looked up after the pain in his knee faded away.
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Why is love so painful? A Meliodas x oc fanfic
FanfictionI DO NOT OWN THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS So this is a story about Meliodas and my oc Luna and Luna is a shapeshifter who also knows almost everything about almost everybody. Fuck my life