SHOOT 'EM UP! The Craziest Game in the World (by Glorian Ray) on amazon

Excerpts Part 1

"Dedicated to all animals, who, unlike men, do not try their hand at things they must then regret."

"In short, they would have to spend the morning in a chaotic and polluted city to take part in the exhibition, entitled "artificial intelligence as a substitute for the deficient human intellect" 

"Indeed, during a pleasant camp fire evening, a debate was struck up concerning the ongoing wars between western crusaders and their Islamist enemies, in which, for the rest of the trip, nothing was established as to what, exactly, ISIS was. Aside from that crazy Emma who claimed it was an 'international' group of armed Muslims, Gunter considered it a world organization for intellectual property (the ones he himself lacked), while Piero placed it in the English football league." 

"The sun was in the early morning sky. A few beautiful Indian swallows were performing acrobatics on the dusty roof of the German caravan. A deluge of dragonflies and assorted insects stormed the front windows, and some temporarily blinded the Italian driver when he pulled out."

"When a beautiful girl dressed as Poison Ivy passed by, Gunter, well hidden atop a shack near the path going through the park, threw down a rope that ran over a fixed pulley and was able to pull her up using his weight and then gag her. Alas, it was the fat German who fell through the fragile roof of the shack, ending up in the salad bowl that eight brothers from a poor family were eating. Shortly afterwards, an angry Ivy came, still tethered round the neck, who slapped the unfortunate 'magician' until he could get away from her" 

"The friars got up abruptly, blurting: "But dear girl, what the hell!" With the addition of a few vulgarities and the gradual elevation in aggressiveness, everyone went from the table to throw the daredevils out. Emma could only partly shield herself with difficulty, while the others shielded her from behind as they got kicked by the friars and blacks. A few corn cobs and eggs landed as well. Once past the outer gate, no one tried to thump his 'fellow being' "