Friend: you were so drunk last night.
Guy: I was not!
Friend: you kept cutting my pineapple and shouting "SpongeBob I know you're in there!"
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Funny texts
Short StoryThese are funny texts that I made up and copied from others on the Internet. There maybe cuss words!
You were drunk
Friend: you were so drunk last night.
Guy: I was not!
Friend: you kept cutting my pineapple and shouting "SpongeBob I know you're in there!"
