The Kitty Is Back

(((Chapter II)))

Yugito grabbed Naruto and placed her barefoot on Naruto's face.

"Kiss my barefoot." Yugito said.

"Are you insane?" Naruto said.

(FLASHBACK)

"AH!"

The sudden shout from upstairs made Sarutobi fear for the worst, as did the young woman and her teammates. What the Kumo-Trio leader hadn't told the elderly Hokage, was that the last time Yugito woke up from her mental blackout, she had been in a brothel, capture by a disgusting man who was trying to make her his. She ripped not only his face up in near primal rage, but she had also turned the man into a eunuch. Maybe she thought that the boy was trying to do the same.

She didn't know about the boys here in Konohagakure, but in Kumo, there were born perverts.

The four shinobi raced up the stairs and down the hall until they came to a large bathroom. Peering into the room, the four felt their eyes' pop out of their sockets at the sight before them.

There was no blood. There was no carnage. There was no torn clothing, other than what tears and rips the boy's clothes had before hand. No, the scene that met them was a near naked Nii Yugito, wearing nothing but a bathing suit, holding a squirming little eight year old boy, still fully clothed, over a tub of water.

Naruto, like most little boys, didn't like to take baths, that is, until they were in the bath, and then, they never wanted to get out. The four looked at the boy who was busy squirming and screaming at the top of his lungs to be let go, was being held by the collar of his shirt in the blonde woman's mouth…just like a mother cat would do to her kittens when she wanted to move them from one place to another.

Naruto, upon hearing a snicker, looked up with tears in his eyes to see four people in the bathroom door, all of whom were smiling…though three of them were smiling with deep, rosy red cheeks. The one who was just smiling, was a tanned skinned woman…the rest were men. One of the men he knew well.

"GRANDPOPS!" Naruto shouted. "HELP!"

Seeing where Naruto's head was facing, Yugito turned her head and instantly started to growl at the three men in the doorway. Said men instantly looked in a different direction, whistling as they did so.

"GRANDPOPS! HELP!" Naruto cried again. "KITTY WANTS TO GIVE ME A BATH! I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A BATH!"

Sarutobi took a step forward, only to be pushed back by an almost invisible force. Looking at Yugito, who had a small smile on her lips. Hearing a chuckle, Sarutobi looked at the other young woman from Kumo, and saw a rosy hue on her tanned cheeks.

"Great to have you back in the world of the sane, Yugito." The young woman addressed the assassin Jinchuriki from Kumo with a smile. "But, uh…what are you doing to him?" she asked.

"Bath time." The woman said simply.

"Oh…" the other woman stated. "SO…when did you regain control?"

"Last night…in the middle of my bath…" Yugito said slowly, as to not let Naruto fall from her teeth; her tone unchanging.

"In the middle…of your…bath?" both Sarutobi and the other woman repeated slowly. At Yugito's nod, she turned her attention to the boy dangling by his shirt and then opened her mouth. The splash and the scream that followed filled the room.

"BAD KITTY!" Naruto shouted as he resurfaced.

"Bad kitten." Yugito countered before joined the boy in the tub…much to the three watching males' delight.

"I'M NOT A KITTEN!" Naruto wailed as his 'Kitty' began to wash his hair with shampoo. "GRANDPOPS, SAVE ME!"

"Sorry Naruto…but…I learned long ago not to mess with a cat and her kitten."

"WAAHHH! I HATE BATHES! LET ME GO OR NO FOOD FOR YOU KITTY!"

Yugito responded with a soft, but stern bop on the head.

(END OF FLASHBACK)

Yugito continued to hugged Naruto tight.

"What is this?" Naruto said. "Sex on Fire?"

"You're my pillow." Yugito said.