Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d-ck?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
I like
Lookin' hot
Buying stuff
They can not
I like
Drinking hard
Maxing dad's credit card
I like
Skippin' gym
Scarin her
Screwin' him
I like
Killer clothes
Kickin' nerds in the nose
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarter back
Honey what you waitin' for
Welcome to my candy store
Time for you to prove
You're not a loser
Anymore
And step into my candy store
Guys fall
At your feet
Pay the check
Help you cheat
All you
Have to do
Say goodbye
To Shamu
That freak's
Not your friend
I can tell
In the end
If she
Had your shot
She would leave
You to rot
Course if you don't care
Fine go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
Or forget that creep
And get in my jeep
Let's go tear up
Someone's lawn
Honey what you waitin' for
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a p-ssy
Anymore
And step into my candy store
You can join the team
Or you can b-tch and moan
You can live the dream
Or you can die alone
You can fly with eagles
Or if you prefer
Keep on testing me
And end up like her
Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me!
Color me stoked
I'm so happy!
Honey what you waitin' for-
Shut up heather!
Step into my candy store
Time for you to prove
You're not a lame-ss
Anymore
And step into my candy store
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy store
