* Boy's POV*
"Alright lads!" Ashton said after bragging about Nyla for a while. "We're gonna play truth or dare." he said with a smirk.
" Ash, since you had the idea, you're up first." Michael said.
"Call Nyla and ask her on a date."
"Pssh, please I already asked Mary out." Calum interrupted.
"Ok, I'll call Nyl-"
"Shut up Ashton, YOU DID WHAT?!" Micheal and Luke screamed.
"I said, I already asked Mary ou- oh... whoops." Before Micheal and Luke had a chance to brutally murder him, they heard a voice.
Mary(in bad jesse pinkman voice): WHERES MY MONEY, BITCH?!
Ash: Hello?
Mary(still in voice): Oh sorry, bitch. I mean Ash, I'll get Nyla, Bitch. I mean Ash. YO BITCH YOU GOT A TELEPHONE CALL, BITCH. Er... Nyla. Bitch.
Calum: That's my girl.
Luke, Micheal: SHES NOT YOUR GIRL
Mary: I'm not your girl, bitch.
Nyla: Damn it, Bitch. SEE WHAT YOU DID?!
Mary(underbreath): Sorry, bitch
Nyla: Heard that! So, what's shaking bacon?
Mary: SCIENCE, BITCH
Nyla: BE QUIET, BITCH
Mary: well aren't you Kanga-rude
Boys: kanga-rude?
Nyla: don't question it. So, what did you want to say?
Ash: so......I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me..... like on a date?
Nyla(away from phone): Shit..... What do you think Mary?
Mary: SHE SAID YES BITCH!
Nyla: WHAT?
Mary: SHES BLUSHING!
Nyla: NYLA ISNT BLUSHING, bitch.
* Nyla walks away *
Mary: Your welcome, bitch.
Ash: Again with the bitch?
Mary: A is for Apple, B is for Bitch!
Ash: Alright bye.
Mary: See you Friday, Cal.
Cal: See you.
* Soon after the call was done, Cal went home to avoid getting shanked. *
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A.N. Hi geekyalpaca here! Sorry for the profanity bitches!
A is for Apple
B is for Bitch
C is also for bitch but we won't get into that.
YOU ARE READING
"Bumping" into 5SOS
FanfictionLITERALLY ok, so this is a collab with @geekyalpaca and is a 5SOS Fanfic starring us. If you want you can switch out the names. Enjoy!