Prankster || jeongguk au

Chapter 2

—— P R A N K S T E R ——

A few days after the incident your lovely, kind      
boyfriend had ended up forgiving you and your... evil ways. Here you both sat on the roof, drunken expressions etched across your faces with legs dangling over the smallish house that you two lived in.

The things separating you a little distance apart, some snacks and cans of beer are displayed just tempting you both to dig into them.
This being a total disastrous idea as you could only intake so much alcohol... You were dreading of how the night would possibly turn itself out to be...

Jeongguk had suggested the idea partially for the fact that something serious had happened at his workplace and all the other members (including him) were instructed to stay at home and rest until further notice.

And at home did he stay which was a pretty generous gift of being able to take one week off work. Especially since your boyfriend is a worldwide sensation therefore always puts much strenuous efforts as well as passion, into his work.

His first thought was you and spending time with you...just could not see this through due to such long hours and a tightly- packed schedule every single day. Your lover never had time on his hands to waste so when he arrived home rather early with a thrilled expression presented on his face spilling out adamant that he wanted to spend all his free time on you.

Winding down with his girl sounded like a great idea at the time...

'No I don't what the fuck shut the fuck up'

You argued back due to your lovely boyfriend's persistence on the subject of your annoying habit and quoted by Jeongguk; 'fucking annoying as shit habit'.

'You do babe'

He continues sipping on his favourite brand of beverage there was to ever exist. Banana milk. The little pout on his lips encased by a straw in the middle that he occasionally kept sucking on. What a sight! He looked adorable contrast to the way he actually was.

'Oh fuck off and keep drinking your nana milk, kid'
With an offended expression imprinted on his features Jungkook couldn't believe his ears. Had his lover seriously just deemed him as a kid.

Does she not see these muscles and my freaking height, he questions himself feeling fully insulted and taken completely off guard trying to think up a good comeback to spit back at his stubborn as heck girlfriend.

'Well then this kid's got one mighty dick'

'...'

'What..?'

'Why the fuck are you like this..?'

'Like what?'

He questions with an arched, cocky eyebrow, head tilted slightly at your amusing tone.

'A fucking weirdo. You've made it sound like I'm a pedophile who thirsts over your non-existent dick'

'It's non-existent cos' I fuck you so much I'm losing inches'

He retaliates as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. Your boyfriend's arrogance is causing you to mentally go insane you swear.

'What inches..?'

'Pfff don't you know what inches are..??? How did you pass your maths exam again?'

He counteracts, banana milk being slammed down at his side on a part of the roof. Jungkook's bitter expression is contorting slowly into that of a smirk sensing his lover's ultimate piss-offedness. There's just something about seeing her narrowed eyes and lips forced into a straight line.