Boku no hero academia zodiac book!

Who stole your bike and put their dirty sweaty socks in your phone holder?

Aries: Jiro

Taurus: Kaminari

Gemini: Todoroki

Cancer: Bakuhoe-I mean Bakugo

Leo: Mina

Virgo: Tetsutetsu

Libra: Kirishima

Scorpio: Toru

Sagittarius:  Ururaka

Capricorn: Momo

Aquarius: Monoma

Pisces: Tokoyami

Ok, this was based off of a true story that happened today.

So, I ride my bike a lot, and I usually go around a nearby lake that has a sidewalk, or go to a nearby park and go to the creek.

Now, here's the thing: My tires are getting kinda bad, and aren't made for riding in the dirt, so when I go to the creek, I leave it on the sidewalk so I don't fuck up the tires even more. Now, I go to the lake, then I went to the creek and left my bike on the sidewalk, as usual. I come back, and guess what?

It's gone.

Anyways, I'm freaking out because it's nowhere in sight and it's 80 something degrees outside, despite the fact it's still winter here (I live in Texas. It's kinda expected.) and I don't want to walk home in 80 something degree weather. So, I text my mom and tell her what happened, and she comes to get me. But when she gets there, she sees this group of kids, and when I mean kids, I mean kids, I'm pretty sure they weren't even in middle school, and were most likely 5th graders. So we drive up to them and guess what?

One of those fuckers had my bike

So I go up to them and I'm like "Ay yo, that's my bike." And the kid that has it is like "Ok" so I take it back but he stops me.

So, my bike has this holder for my phone, which is really handy, and he opens it, and do you know what's in there?

His dirty. Sweaty. Socks.

So obviously I'm pissed and yell "REALLY?" And he doesn't even say sorry! My mom, who was there, literally told him "I almost called the cops on you! You could have been arrested today!" And he's like "Ok, and?"

I swear, if my mother wasn't there I would have made him eat the ground.

But anyways, he didn't apologize, I got my bike back, and got the inspiration to write this chapter. Moral of the story: discipline your kids better.

Oh, and if that kid is somehow reading this, or you know said kid, Fuck you (Tell him that if you know him)

But on a different (And way better) Note, this book got 1k reads! Whoo! I would say I would try to upload more, but at the same time, I'm going to re-write most of my books, so I'll be busy with that, so yeah. Sorry I can't upload more. But I will try to pay more attention to this book!

Anyways, that's it. Bye!