Teacher: Pedro!! bakit ka natutulog sa gitna ng klase ko??
Pedro: Napaka lambing kasi ng boses mo mam, un po ung dahilan kung bakit ako naka tulog
Teacher: Eh bakit ung iba hindi naman nakatulog?
Pedro: Kasi po hindi naman sila nakikinig sayo eh..
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Pag nadulas ka sa harap ng crush mo...
ang the best na palusot:
"See how I fall for you?"
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Bahay ng mag-asawa pinasok ng killer....
Killer: Bago ko patayin lahat ng biktima ko ay kinikilala ko muna.
Ikaw Mrs, ano pangalan mo?
Mrs: Inday po.
Killer: Napakagandang pangalan, kapangalan mo nanay ko.
Hindi na kita papatayin. Ikaw mr, ano pangalan mo?
Mr: Ah Pedro po, pero my friends call me Inday.
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Mommy: Anak, kamusta Grades mo?
Anak: Ma, ang mahalaga buo ang pamilya natin. Nagmamahalan tayo! =))
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Pag binasa mo ito kikiligin ka :
mahal kita hindi kita iiwan habambuhay!!
Pero pag binasa mo pa baliktad magagalit ka:
habambuhay,iiwan kita hindi kita mahal
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Si Juan nakakita ng babae sobrang ganda nagkatuluyan sila
Juan: aalis ako Hon para magtrabaho
Girl:mag ingat ka ha! (umiiyak)
(Makalipas ng ilang taon dumating si Boy)
Girl:Hon, may anak na tayo miss na miss kita
(Umalis si Boy)
Girl: Bakit ba?ano ang mali sakin?aalis ka ba!!(umiiyak)
Juan: hindi.....my wife!
Girl:my wife?
Juan: OO!will you marry me?
Girl: Yes I do!!!
Biglang nag firework at tumugtog ng marry you!
Ilang buwan ay nag kasal sila at nagkaroon na magandang kinabukasan
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Ayaw tumaba, pero kain ng kain ng marami. Parang pag-ibig, ayaw masaktan, pero sobrang asa ng asa.
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Mahirap talaga magpakampante. Parang sa pag-ibig, kala mo mamahalin ka niya pang habang buhay pero mag-e-end din pala.
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The best revenge is just moving on and getting over it. Don’t give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.
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There are things in life that we don’t want to happen, but have to accept;
things we don’t want to know, but have to learn, and people we can’t live without, but have to let go.
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You will never be truly happy if you continuously hold on to the things that make you sad. Let things go and life goes on. Sometimes you just have to erase the messages, delete the numbers and move on. You don’t have to forget who that person was to you. Just learn to accept that they aren’t that person anymore.
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Just because you miss someone doesn’t mean you need them back in your life. Missing is just a part of moving on.
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Sometimes it’s very hard to move on, but once you did, you’ll realize it was the best decision you’ve ever made.
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Don’t tie your heart to a person that has nothing
left to offer you.
Let it go. It might hurt for a while, but when you
get over it, you’ll see that it’s better.
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Moving on doesn’t mean you forget about things.
It just means you have to accept what happened and
continue living.
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You’re not really moving on when you jump from
someone who broke your heart to a new replacement.
Moving on is self reflection and being strong enough
to stand on your own.
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Maybe it’s not always about trying to fix something
that is broken.
Maybe it’s about starting over and creating
something better.
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You have the right to leave someone.
But tell them why because nothing is more painful
than knowing you’re not worth an explanation.
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One thing I’ve learned is that you can’t move on
alone.
You need someone to show you that behind all the
clouds, the sun is still shining.
