The Adopted Phenex

Really that is How it is.

Every since I became Generalissimo of the devil's military was hard but Chairman and top General was harder I lean back in my desk chair.

Y/N:All this paperwork is not what I signed up for matter of fact I am gonna ask Sirzechs for full time active duty.

A portal appears and out comes Duke Taisho.

Taisho:Hello emperor you needed me.

Y/N:Yes find someone to do this boring official paperwork but all choice making and military plans are for me ok.

Taisho:Yes anything else.

Y/N:Yes you will be coming to the summit meeting as my bodyguard and also WALTER.

Walter:Yes sir how may I help you.

Y/N:You are coming to the summit meeting as a bodyguard ok.

Walter:Yes sir I Walter Tremelay will do my best.

Y/N:Good bye Walter.

Walter:Bye sir.

Y/N:To let you know have Manchukou do drills and have them on standby now dismissed.

Taisho:Yes sir Tenno Heika Banzai.

Then he teleported away.

Y/N:Out of school today but I got shit to deal with I am going to call the plug.

Y/N on Phone:Ayy bro you got any new kush.

The Plug on Phone:Yeah nigga this shit is called Night Reaper.

Y/N on phone:Ok I pay 200 for 7 pounds and an extra 100 if you ship it to me.

The Plug on phone: Alright cuz I got you bye.

I hang up phone.

Suddenly my dad appears.

Y/N:Hi dad what you need.

Great Red:Well first I came to see my son an how is your Harem doing.

Y/N:Fine I guess but papper work damn I need a political commisar.

Great Red:Well that's a pain in the ass but you could always just fuck off paperwork.

Y/N:I could but then that means it will pile up and fuck up plans I have to do an also time I could spend with my friends and the girls so no way.

Great Red:You have a point anyway I got an idea you know the yakuza Yamaguchi-Gumi.

Y/N:Yeah I kinda used to work for them then left and made my own little crew.

Great Red:Oh so my son knows how to control people pretty well.

Y/N:Hey just because political freedom outlawed and people having rights against the will emperor of Manchukou is unheard of doesn't mean it's controlling anyway I got shit to do.

Great Red:Okay if you say so anyway bye.

Y/N:Yeah bye.

Next Day in class

Perverted Trio:Asshole.

Like always dodge then kick them each down.

Y/N:What fuck is your niggas problem.

Motohama:Issei told us last two nights ago you where with Rias.

Matsuda:And you guys where just tounge kissing all night long.

Y/N:*Sigh* Issei don't go around spreading rumors or I swear I will rip you limb from fucking limb ok.

Issei:*Shivering* Yes ok bro.