Shrek the goth GF

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Dave walked into the swamp, he was wearing a yellow crop top and booty shorts, "WHAT WH- AREAREARE?" Said Shrek, he could only speak his native language, "K E B A A A A A B" responded Dave, they then made out, the end.
ALTERNATIVE ENDING!:"KISSYKISSY!" Responded Dave, they then [censored because no lemon], the end

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