"I only have three toes" he said as he crawled out of the hole in my backyard fence. "I've got two brown toes and one pink one. I've never seen a pink toe before. I was sure I'd never see the brown toe again!" I had a feeling he didn't have much sex that day, but I could only assume he was having so much fun with those pink toes…
Sunday, August 14, 2005
I drove over the hill from my home to get to Reed's house for a couple of hours, because I really thought the high school spirit was everywhere. He was telling his friends that he had rented the former old Hellfire Club house and that he was ready to start working on it to get
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