Steve- alright, you know that cute devil that you sleep with. Don't get kinky I'm talking about the cat. Yeah, THAT. The one that bites, claws, cuddles, runs around like a freaking pineapple.
Have you tried sleeping with one of those?! They hop on the bed, sleep for a little, adjust them selves on you.
Cat- lemme just lay on you
Imma just suFFocAiTe you
MEOW MEOW MEOW I WANT FOOD
If I claws at the door will water appear
Imma take a shit and let you smell it
Time to climb and ruin your hard work!
Steve- THIS HAPPENS ALMKST EVERY NIGHT WITH MY TINY FUR BABE
Steve- I was going to put a photo of her, but I don't have any on this device. She is orango fluff with random spot lighter than others, she has green eyes. ye-yEET
Well good morning/afternoon/night I have to get ready for school, this will hopefully be one of my most updated!! Woo hoo!
YOU ARE READING
Okay people, I can't be the only one-
RandomThings that certainly someone else understands.
