NUDES

19

MARCH 30, 2019

8:12 pm
JEONGGUK
i'm so pissed.

LALISA
is it about your
hyungs again

JEONGGUK
YES!!

i can't believe
they tricked me
like that

i thought i was finally
going to have that
gaming computer
as soon as possible

but they just had
to leave a note
saying "bitch you
thought" at my
studio yesterday

who does that???

LALISA
uh you told me
that a hundred
times already

your act probably
wasn't that believable

i mean, jennie is
still suspicious

JEONGGUK
really? i guess
we should try
harder????

LALISA
yeah i guess so

i think they won't
buy that computer
unless you've really
proven yourself

JEONGGUK
i guess

LALISA
is the computer
really that good

JEONGGUK
IT'S THE BEST

it isn't even out yet
but the company told
me they'd be giving
it to me if i pay ten times
the amount

LALISA
you're a joke

JEONGGUK
but i have the best
computer in the world
so

i'm a cool joke

😎

LALISA
you realize you're
being tricked right

JEONGGUK
nahhhhh

LALISA
meanwhile

my nudes

how are they doing

JEONGGUK
here in my gallery

they're going on
tour with me

LALISA
hey!!!

you better keep
your end of the
deal or else

JEONGGUK
yes ma'am

LALISA
anyway

my members

they gave me
a deal, just like
yours did

after they knew
about us

JEONGGUK
mhm what is it

LALISA
they said that
if we are able to
last three months
without being caught

i'd be exempted
from doing chores
for a year

if we don't, i'll
do all the chores
for a year

fUcK

JEONGGUK
why do the youngest
always get the hard
choice

it's difficult for us
too yanno

LALISA
I KNOW IT'S SO
INFURIATING

i tried to tell them
that it was pointless

but jennie is scary

JEONGGUK
what's the point
of the deal though

LALISA
remember that i told
you i've never had a
boyfriend before and
they kept on teasing me

now they are all frustrated
because i have one

because they've made
bets between themselves
about me and my love life
waaaay before this started

chaeng won, ofc but

jen didn't want to lose so
they've made another bet
to compensate

JEONGGUK
that's confusing

what's up with bets
anyway

LALISA
i know

we have to
try harder

btw

you might want to
wait for my teaser
tomorrow

JEONGGUK
IT'S GOING OUT?!!!?

LALISA
YEEESSSSS I'M SO
EXCITEEEEED CJKDKS

JEONGGUK
yo I've waited years
for this i can't believe it

😭😭😭😭😭😭

LALISA
I'M CRYIIIIING

wait wdym you
waited

you're a blink?

JEONGGUK
uhhh no

tae is though

jin and namjoon too

LALISA
right

JEONGGUK
goodluck darling!!!
i'll try to wait for it

video teaser or photo?

LALISA
it's a secret

JEONGGUK
awwww

LALISA
hehe

dinner yet?

JEONGGUK
nope

which reminds me

i'll eat first

LALISA
okay

eat me

jk

JEONGGUK
how the tables
have turned

LALISA
that's just a
joke tho

but whatever

i hope you choke

JEONGGUK
that's so sweet of
you, darling

brb

LALISA
🙄

a/n: quick question, is the story going too slow or too fast? i wanted this to be a slow burn fic but i dunno. hehe

also, be safe, everyone! 💛